“土(tu)包(bao)子,滾回農(nong)村種田,我動動手指都(dou)能玩(wan)死你!”“這么大的人靠(kao)父母養(yang)活(huo),還(huan)把家里吃(chi)窮了(le),是我都(dou)沒(mei)臉活(huo)下去!” 女友被欺負,高考狀(zhuang)元上門出頭卻被學校開(kai)除。怪病纏身,不得不回到農(nong)村老家。直到有天神(shen)龍(long)傍身,各界大佬紛紛捧著鈔票上門……