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原(yuan)因(yin)是，她(ta)的(de)婚姻必須(xu)聽從母命，可娘親視她(ta)為(wei)棋子(zi)，一(yi)心只想將她(ta)視為(wei)可以利(li)用(yong)的(de)工具！

故她大聲抗議，藉以爭取(qu)婚姻自主權，

可她(ta)(ta)要冒的(de)(de)險也很(hen)大──在婚禮當天，“隨機(ji)”選出她(ta)(ta)要嫁的(de)(de)夫(fu)君！

幸好，她(ta)的(de)運氣(qi)不差，

雖然他很粗魯，也有點霸(ba)道；做(zuo)事不(bu)拘(ju)小節，又很大男人主義，

可對她(ta)，他表現得不但善良(liang)、寬容，還很體貼、又(you)很溫柔，

唯(wei)一美中(zhong)不足的是(shi)，他的身分(fen)似乎(hu)與她當初設(she)定的原則有(you)點小不同(tong)……

作者

基本資料

生(sheng)日(ri)： 4月27日(ri)

星座： 金牛座

發型： 與一般人不同(tong) 是特別長的長發（小說的序里有寫）

血型： O

視(shi)(shi)力： 一(yi)眼近視(shi)(shi)、一(yi)眼遠(yuan)視(shi)(shi)，再(zai)加亂視(shi)(shi)閃光

收藏： 各(ge)種書(shu)籍(ji)

擅長： 鋼琴、作白日(ri)夢

口頭禪： 閃啦！啊咧！

個性： 火(huo)爆(bao)急躁(zao)，再加一點(dian)點(dian)幼稚、一點(dian)點(dian)三八、一點(dian)點(dian)頑皮(pi)、一點(dian)點(dian)瘋狂、、、、

興(xing)趣： 音樂、作(zuo)白(bai)日(ri)夢(meng)、看(kan)書（什么(me)書都好：漫畫、言情(qing)、科(ke)幻、歷史、傳記(ji)、恐怖、懸疑、偵探、武(wu)俠、、、等(deng)等(deng)等(deng)）

最害怕的事： 最怕人家生我(wo)的氣，還有蜘蛛、老鼠、蛇

最喜歡的(de)動(dong)物： 喵(miao)喵(miao)、汪汪 最喜歡的(de)作(zuo)家： 李(li)敖、珍?安(an)?克(ke)蘭茲、吉兒?柏奈特

最(zui)愛看的漫畫： 來自遠方、冰之(zhi)魔物語

古靈自述(shu)：　小時(shi)候(hou)學古典鋼琴，以為(wei)自己(ji)長大之後(hou)會作個鋼琴老師(shi)。

高中開始改習爵士鋼(gang)(gang)琴(qin)(qin)，又以為自己將來會專職(zhi)作個在(zai)餐廳飯店彈(dan)琴(qin)(qin)的琴(qin)(qin)師莫名(ming)其妙(miao) 考上實踐家專食品營養(yang)科，心(xin)想大概作醫院(yuan)營養(yang)師才是我(wo)最好(hao)的出路(lu)。（當時我(wo)已(yi)經在(zai)教(jiao)授(shou)鋼(gang)(gang)琴(qin)(qin)了）

結果(guo)現在卻開始寫(xie)起小說來了，自(zi)己想(xiang)想(xiang)都有點不可思議哩！ 好(hao)多讀者都曾經問過(guo)阿(a)靈(ling)，為什么現在才開始寫(xie)小說？呵呵，最簡單的答(da)案就是：以前沒有 電腦 嘛！沒辦(ban)法，阿(a)靈(ling)實在太懶(lan)了，好(hao)不容(rong)易(yi)脫離天天寫(xie)作業抄(chao)筆(bi)記的痛苦，誰要再去抓筆(bi)爬格(ge)子？！

其實在我(wo)腦海中的故事(shi)(shi)大綱(gang)原(yuan)本都是(shi)悲情的，但是(shi)身處這(zhe)種(zhong)類似瘋人院的環境中，實在是(shi)很難(nan)寫出什么賺(zhuan)人熱淚的故事(shi)(shi)。自己流的淚是(shi)不(bu)少啦，可都是(shi)笑出來的，都怪我(wo)家的大小寶(bao)貝，從最大到最小都是(shi)最佳(jia)無(wu)俚頭的神經病(bing)，呵呵呵 不(bu)要(yao)(yao)看我(wo)平日(ri)寫了(le)那么多(duo)小說，但如果要(yao)(yao)我(wo)寫些有關(guan)於(wu)自己生活方面的事(shi)(shi)情，那我(wo)真是(shi)沒輒了(le)，所以我(wo)只好全權交給我(wo)的代理(li)秘書—貍貍啦！

古靈自我介紹

很(hen)(hen)(hen)多(duo)(duo)(duo)人(ren)(ren)問阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)：你(ni)(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)家(jia)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)就(jiu)(jiu)像(xiang)書上所(suo)寫的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)那(nei)(nei)(nei)樣(yang)呢？ 這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)嘛(ma)(ma)……嗯(ng)……老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)實(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，差不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)多(duo)(duo)(duo)吧，因為阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)里(li)每個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)人(ren)(ren)都(dou)(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)“不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)太(tai)(tai)正(zheng)(zheng)常”的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)畸形(xing)人(ren)(ren)種(zhong)(zhong)。 聽過(guo)(guo)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)對(dui)(dui)兒(er)子，或者女(nv)(nv)(nv)兒(er)對(dui)(dui)爸(ba)(ba)爸(ba)(ba)開(kai)黃色玩笑的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)嗎？ 沒有(you)(you)(you)吧？ 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)里(li)這(zhe)種(zhong)(zhong)事可(ke)(ke)多(duo)(duo)(duo)得(de)很(hen)(hen)(hen)，大家(jia)講(jiang)話都(dou)(dou)很(hen)(hen)(hen)輕(qing)松隨便，沒有(you)(you)(you)惡(e)(e)(e)意(yi)(yi)，只是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)愛開(kai)玩笑。 生活已(yi)經夠(gou)艱苦了(le)(le)，何妨放輕(qing)松點(dian)，對(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)？ 自(zi)(zi)(zi)(zi)然(ran)，畸形(xing)人(ren)(ren)種(zhong)(zhong)之(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)，當(dang)屬阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)稱之(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)無愧(kui)，無論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)話或舉止，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)承認，百(bai)分之(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)百(bai)可(ke)(ke)以說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)集三八、無聊、詭(gui)異、神(shen)經、惡(e)(e)(e)質、白(bai)目(mu)之(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)大成，所(suo)以有(you)(you)(you)事沒事阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)總(zong)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)要(yao)(yao)慶幸一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)(xia)自(zi)(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)和公(gong)公(gong)婆(po)婆(po)住在(zai)(zai)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)起，否則早就(jiu)(jiu)被(bei)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)人(ren)(ren)家(jia)踢(ti)出大門(men)外去(qu)反省(sheng)(sheng)了(le)(le)！ 所(suo)以說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，有(you)(you)(you)這(zhe)種(zhong)(zhong)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)母(mu)就(jiu)(jiu)有(you)(you)(you)那(nei)(nei)(nei)種(zhong)(zhong)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)會有(you)(you)(you)幾(ji)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)囂張(zhang)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)也不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)奇怪了(le)(le)，對(dui)(dui)吧？ 譬如說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)那(nei)(nei)(nei)只笨貍，有(you)(you)(you)時候阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)若是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)瘋癲過(guo)(guo)頭(tou)(tou)了(le)(le)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)公(gong)都(dou)(dou)沒說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)什麼說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，可(ke)(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)笨貍一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定會跑過(guo)(guo)來(lai)(lai)大罵：「老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)太(tai)(tai)婆(po)，你(ni)(ni)(ni)起肖(xiao)了(le)(le)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)？」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)反省(sheng)(sheng)！ 「不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要(yao)(yao)太(tai)(tai)囂張(zhang)了(le)(le)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)太(tai)(tai)婆(po)！」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢了(le)(le)！ 「下(xia)(xia)次(ci)(ci)再犯(fan)就(jiu)(jiu)叫(jiao)你(ni)(ni)(ni)罰跪！」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，罰……、欸欸欸！給(gei)(gei)(gei)(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)(xia)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)娘沒叫(jiao)你(ni)(ni)(ni)罰跪，你(ni)(ni)(ni)竟敢叫(jiao)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)娘罰跪？ 耶！居然(ran)敢跑？給(gei)(gei)(gei)(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)來(lai)(lai)……、 還(huan)有(you)(you)(you)那(nei)(nei)(nei)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)妹妹，沒事就(jiu)(jiu)跑來(lai)(lai)摸摸阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)。 「乖(guai)乖(guai)喔，乖(guai)乖(guai)喔！」 哇咧(lie)，到底她(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)女(nv)(nv)(nv)兒(er)，還(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)她(ta)女(nv)(nv)(nv)兒(er)？ 「媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪乖(guai)乖(guai)寫書喔，等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)(xia)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)買糖果(guo)給(gei)(gei)(gei)(gei)你(ni)(ni)(ni)吃喔！」 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)必，本(ben)人(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜(xi)歡甜食！ 「媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)乖(guai)，妹妹不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜(xi)歡喔！」 嗚嗚嗚，我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)才(cai)(cai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪好(hao)(hao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)好(hao)(hao)！ 至(zhi)於葦(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)，他(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)里(li)頭(tou)(tou)五官(guan)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)像(xiang)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)，個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)(xing)(xing)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)像(xiang)他(ta)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)，溫溫吞吞的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)(xing)(xing)，脾(pi)氣好(hao)(hao)好(hao)(hao)，很(hen)(hen)(hen)會看(kan)人(ren)(ren)臉色，但(dan)有(you)(you)(you)時候還(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)會氣死人(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)償命(ming)。 「葦(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)，快(kuai)，快(kuai)去(qu)買漫(man)(man)(man)畫(hua)(hua)，九(jiu)號殺(sha)手(shou)十(shi)二(er)集出了(le)(le)！」 「喔，好(hao)(hao)。」 半個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)(tou)後--------- 「咦(yi)？葦(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)，你(ni)(ni)(ni)怎麼還(huan)沒去(qu)買？」 「游戲玩一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)半啊(a)(a)！」 「可(ke)(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)人(ren)(ren)家(jia)急著(zhu)(zhu)要(yao)(yao)看(kan)十(shi)二(er)集耶！」 「喔。」 「你(ni)(ni)(ni)現在(zai)(zai)馬(ma)上去(qu)買！」 「好(hao)(hao)。」 又(you)(you)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)半個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)(tou)後-------- 「耶？葦(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)，你(ni)(ni)(ni)怎麼還(huan)沒買回(hui)來(lai)(lai)？」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)總(zong)要(yao)(yao)把游戲結束掉(diao)吧？」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)管你(ni)(ni)(ni)，你(ni)(ni)(ni)現在(zai)(zai)馬(ma)上、立刻給(gei)(gei)(gei)(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)去(qu)買，否則就(jiu)(jiu)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要(yao)(yao)買了(le)(le)！」 「好(hao)(hao)嘛(ma)(ma)，好(hao)(hao)嘛(ma)(ma)！」 另一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)半個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)(tou)後-------- 「葦(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)(wei)！！！」 「啊(a)(a)，哈哈，我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)睡著(zhu)(zhu)了(le)(le)！」 接下(xia)(xia)來(lai)(lai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)連串的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)慘(can)叫(jiao)，這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)需要(yao)(yao)做紀錄，大家(jia)各憑想像(xiang)即(ji)可(ke)(ke)，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)管多(duo)(duo)(duo)凄慘(can)都(dou)(dou)差不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)了(le)(le)多(duo)(duo)(duo)少。 然(ran)後是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嘟嘟，他(ta)有(you)(you)(you)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)習(xi)慣，放學回(hui)來(lai)(lai)第一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)件事就(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)跑來(lai)(lai)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)房里(li)報到。 「?母(mu)??，おはよう！」 「干嘛(ma)(ma)？」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)來(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)。」 「你(ni)(ni)(ni)回(hui)來(lai)(lai)干嘛(ma)(ma)？」 「回(hui)來(lai)(lai)讓你(ni)(ni)(ni)看(kan)看(kan)你(ni)(ni)(ni)兒(er)子帥(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)帥(shuai)。」 「蟋蟀(shuai)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)蟀(shuai)？好(hao)(hao)啊(a)(a)，那(nei)(nei)(nei)還(huan)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)趕緊跳一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)跳，讓我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)看(kan)看(kan)你(ni)(ni)(ni)蟀(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)蟀(shuai)！」 每天同樣(yang)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)臺(tai)詞，他(ta)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)厭，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)也不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)煩。 「嗯(ng)，很(hen)(hen)(hen)好(hao)(hao)，果(guo)然(ran)跳得(de)夠(gou)高，蟀(shuai)得(de)很(hen)(hen)(hen)！」 最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)後是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)么QQ，家(jia)里(li)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)寶貝(bei)，也是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)被(bei)欺(qi)負得(de)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)慘(can)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)家(jia)伙，是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)里(li)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)聰明的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)，也是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)憨傻的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)，想不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)欺(qi)負他(ta)都(dou)(dou)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)行(xing)。 「QQ，你(ni)(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)靠過(guo)(guo)來(lai)(lai)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)點(dian)。」阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)正(zheng)(zheng)在(zai)(zai)看(kan)2002“惡(e)(e)(e)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)”古(gu)堡。 「喔，好(hao)(hao)……、可(ke)(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪，你(ni)(ni)(ni)抓我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)發干嘛(ma)(ma)？」 「笨，媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪看(kan)到緊張(zhang)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)時候就(jiu)(jiu)會想扯東西啊(a)(a)！」 「嗄？……、啊(a)(a)，痛(tong)啊(a)(a)～～～」 當(dang)然(ran)，大家(jia)別(bie)忘了(le)(le)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)里(li)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)核心(xin)人(ren)(ren)物(wu)(wu)------靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba)，少了(le)(le)他(ta)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)里(li)就(jiu)(jiu)繞不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出圈(quan)圈(quan)來(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)。 眾所(suo)周(zhou)知(zhi)，靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)疼阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)，所(suo)以他(ta)什麼都(dou)(dou)聽阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)，而阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)寵小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)孩(hai)，對(dui)(dui)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)要(yao)(yao)求(qiu)(qiu)幾(ji)乎是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)有(you)(you)(you)求(qiu)(qiu)必應，至(zhi)於小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)們自(zi)(zi)(zi)(zi)然(ran)最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)怕老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)，他(ta)們絕對(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)二(er)。 依照小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)法(fa)就(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)怕老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)怕小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)（難纏(chan)嘛(ma)(ma)！），小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)怕老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)。 瞧，這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)圈(quan)圈(quan)少一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)角就(jiu)(jiu)繞不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出來(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)，對(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)對(dui)(dui)？ 喜(xi)愛的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)作品(pin) 太(tai)(tai)多(duo)(duo)(duo)啦，但(dan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)實(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，如果(guo)硬要(yao)(yao)排名(ming)次(ci)(ci)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)話，排在(zai)(zai)前幾(ji)十(shi)名(ming)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)漫(man)(man)(man)畫(hua)(hua)。小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)頂多(duo)(duo)(duo)看(kan)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)、兩次(ci)(ci)，唯(wei)有(you)(you)(you)漫(man)(man)(man)畫(hua)(hua)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)才(cai)(cai)會一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)看(kan)再看(kan)。 譬如：冰之(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)魔物(wu)(wu)語、九(jiu)號殺(sha)手(shou)、墮落(luo)天使、火宵之(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)月、春(chun)江花(hua)嫁(jia)曲、網(wang)球王子、來(lai)(lai)自(zi)(zi)(zi)(zi)遠方(fang)、灌(guan)籃少年、偷(tou)偷(tou)愛著(zhu)(zhu)你(ni)(ni)(ni)、淘氣小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)親(qin)親(qin)、夢幻游戲、夢幻天女(nv)(nv)(nv)、頭(tou)(tou)文字D……、 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)無論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)、漫(man)(man)(man)畫(hua)(hua)，或者是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)電影(ying)、電視，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)必定堅(jian)持一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)基本(ben)原(yuan)則，那(nei)(nei)(nei)就(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)： 打死不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)悲劇(ju)！ 備注(zhu) 我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星座 很(hen)(hen)(hen)久以前，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)就(jiu)(jiu)知(zhi)道自(zi)(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生日(ri)(ri)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準，媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)晚報，確實(shi)日(ri)(ri)子也忘了(le)(le)。時至(zhi)今日(ri)(ri)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)看(kan)看(kan)自(zi)(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星座描述，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)更(geng)(geng)能確定自(zi)(zi)(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生日(ri)(ri)確實(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準了(le)(le)。 性(xing)(xing)(xing)情溫和穩(wen)定？ 錯(cuo)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)世界上最(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)(zui)任性(xing)(xing)(xing)又(you)(you)情緒化(hua)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女(nv)(nv)(nv)人(ren)(ren)！ 絕不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)醋罈子？ 又(you)(you)錯(cuo)，靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba)膽敢多(duo)(duo)(duo)看(kan)別(bie)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女(nv)(nv)(nv)人(ren)(ren)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)眼，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)心(xin)瞄(miao)到的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)也算(suan)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)回(hui)去(qu)立刻閹了(le)(le)他(ta)！ 勇敢堅(jian)毅？ 還(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)錯(cuo)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)非常容易(yi)陷入悲觀(guan)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)絕望中轉不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出來(lai)(lai)，所(suo)以堅(jian)持不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)悲劇(ju)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)任何玩意(yi)(yi)兒(er)！ 溫溫吞吞動作慢？ 更(geng)(geng)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)大錯(cuo)特(te)錯(cuo)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)標準的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)急性(xing)(xing)(xing)子，沒事老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)打破(po)碗盤杯子！ 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)也不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)完全不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)正(zheng)(zheng)確的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)要(yao)(yao)求(qiu)(qiu)唯(wei)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忠實(shi)，占有(you)(you)(you)欲也非常強(qiang)烈，注(zhu)重浪漫(man)(man)(man)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)氣氛(fen)，更(geng)(geng)喜(xi)歡大自(zi)(zi)(zi)(zi)然(ran)，討厭空談講(jiang)求(qiu)(qiu)實(shi)際(ji)，這(zhe)些(xie)都(dou)(dou)滿符(fu)合阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)(xing)(xing)。 阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)到底是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)什麼星座？ 咦(yi)？阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)還(huan)沒講(jiang)嗎？啊(a)(a)，抱(bao)(bao)歉(qian)，抱(bao)(bao)歉(qian)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)好(hao)(hao)像(xiang)真的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忘了(le)(le)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)喔，哈哈，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)很(hen)(hen)(hen)多(duo)(duo)(duo)人(ren)(ren)應該(gai)都(dou)(dou)知(zhi)道了(le)(le)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)-------- 金牛座。 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嗎？