原(yuan)因是,她(ta)(ta)的婚姻必須聽從母命(ming),可娘親視她(ta)(ta)為棋(qi)子,一心只(zhi)想將她(ta)(ta)視為可以利用(yong)的工具!
故她大聲抗議,藉以(yi)爭取婚(hun)姻自主權,
可她(ta)要冒的(de)險也很大──在婚禮當天,“隨機”選出(chu)她(ta)要嫁的(de)夫(fu)君!
幸(xing)好,她的運(yun)氣不差,
雖然(ran)他很(hen)粗魯(lu),也有點霸道;做事不(bu)拘(ju)小節,又(you)很(hen)大男人主(zhu)義,
可對她,他表現得不但善良、寬容,還很體貼(tie)、又很溫柔,
唯一(yi)美(mei)中不(bu)足的(de)是,他的(de)身分(fen)似乎與她當(dang)初設定的(de)原則有點小不(bu)同……
生(sheng)日: 4月27日
星座: 金牛座
發型: 與一般人不同(tong) 是特別長(chang)的長(chang)發(小說的序(xu)里有寫(xie))
血型: O
視(shi)力: 一眼近視(shi)、一眼遠視(shi),再加亂視(shi)閃(shan)光
收藏: 各種(zhong)書籍
擅長: 鋼琴、作白日夢
口頭禪: 閃啦!啊咧!
個性: 火爆急躁(zao),再加一(yi)(yi)點點幼(you)稚、一(yi)(yi)點點三(san)八、一(yi)(yi)點點頑皮、一(yi)(yi)點點瘋狂、、、、
興趣: 音樂、作白(bai)日夢、看書(shu)(什么書(shu)都好:漫(man)畫、言情(qing)、科幻(huan)、歷史、傳記、恐怖、懸(xuan)疑、偵探、武俠、、、等等等)
最害怕的事: 最怕人家生我的氣(qi),還有蜘蛛、老鼠(shu)、蛇
最喜歡的動物: 喵(miao)喵(miao)、汪汪 最喜歡的作家: 李敖、珍?安?克(ke)蘭茲、吉(ji)兒?柏奈(nai)特
最愛看的漫畫: 來自(zi)遠方、冰之魔(mo)物語
古靈自述(shu): 小時候學古典(dian)鋼琴,以為(wei)自己長大之(zhi)後會(hui)作個鋼琴老(lao)師。
高中開始改習(xi)爵士鋼(gang)琴(qin),又以為自己將來會專職作(zuo)(zuo)個(ge)在(zai)(zai)餐廳飯店(dian)彈琴(qin)的(de)(de)琴(qin)師莫名其妙 考上(shang)實踐家專食(shi)品營(ying)養(yang)科(ke),心想大概作(zuo)(zuo)醫院營(ying)養(yang)師才是我(wo)最(zui)好的(de)(de)出(chu)路。(當時(shi)我(wo)已經在(zai)(zai)教授鋼(gang)琴(qin)了)
結果現在卻開始寫起小(xiao)說來了,自己(ji)想想都(dou)有點(dian)不可(ke)思議哩! 好多讀者都(dou)曾經問過阿靈(ling),為什(shen)么現在才開始寫小(xiao)說?呵呵,最(zui)簡(jian)單的答案就是:以前沒有 電腦 嘛!沒辦法(fa),阿靈(ling)實在太懶了,好不容易脫離天(tian)天(tian)寫作業抄筆記(ji)的痛苦,誰要再去抓筆爬格子?!
其(qi)實在我(wo)(wo)腦海中(zhong)的(de)(de)(de)故事大綱原(yuan)本都是(shi)(shi)(shi)悲情(qing)(qing)的(de)(de)(de),但(dan)(dan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)身(shen)處這(zhe)種(zhong)類似瘋人院的(de)(de)(de)環境中(zhong),實在是(shi)(shi)(shi)很難(nan)寫(xie)出(chu)什么賺人熱淚的(de)(de)(de)故事。自己流的(de)(de)(de)淚是(shi)(shi)(shi)不少啦(la),可都是(shi)(shi)(shi)笑出(chu)來的(de)(de)(de),都怪我(wo)(wo)家的(de)(de)(de)大小(xiao)(xiao)寶(bao)貝,從(cong)最(zui)大到最(zui)小(xiao)(xiao)都是(shi)(shi)(shi)最(zui)佳(jia)無俚(li)頭的(de)(de)(de)神經病,呵呵呵 不要看我(wo)(wo)平日寫(xie)了(le)(le)那么多小(xiao)(xiao)說,但(dan)(dan)如果要我(wo)(wo)寫(xie)些有關於自己生活(huo)方(fang)面的(de)(de)(de)事情(qing)(qing),那我(wo)(wo)真(zhen)是(shi)(shi)(shi)沒輒了(le)(le),所以(yi)我(wo)(wo)只好全(quan)權交給我(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)代理(li)秘書—貍貍啦(la)!
很多(duo)人(ren)(ren)問阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling):你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)家是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)像書上(shang)所(suo)(suo)寫的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)那樣(yang)呢? 這個(ge)(ge)(ge)嘛……嗯(ng)……老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)實(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo),差(cha)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)多(duo)吧,因(yin)為阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家里(li)每個(ge)(ge)(ge)人(ren)(ren)都(dou)(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)“不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)太(tai)(tai)正(zheng)常(chang)”的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)畸(ji)形人(ren)(ren)種。 聽過媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)對(dui)兒(er)子(zi),或者女兒(er)對(dui)爸(ba)爸(ba)開黃色(se)玩笑的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)嗎(ma)? 沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)有(you)(you)(you)(you)吧? 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家里(li)這種事可(ke)多(duo)得(de)很,大(da)家講(jiang)話都(dou)(dou)很輕松隨(sui)便,沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)有(you)(you)(you)(you)惡(e)意(yi)(yi),只是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)愛開玩笑。 生(sheng)活已(yi)經(jing)夠艱苦了(le)(le)(le),何(he)妨(fang)放輕松點,對(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)? 自(zi)(zi)然(ran)(ran),畸(ji)形人(ren)(ren)種之最,當屬阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)稱之無(wu)愧,無(wu)論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)話或舉止,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)承認,百(bai)分之百(bai)可(ke)以(yi)(yi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)集(ji)三八(ba)、無(wu)聊、詭(gui)異、神經(jing)、惡(e)質、白目之大(da)成,所(suo)(suo)以(yi)(yi)有(you)(you)(you)(you)事沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)事阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)總是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)要(yao)慶幸一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下自(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)和公公婆婆住在(zai)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)起(qi),否(fou)則早就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)被老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)人(ren)(ren)家踢出大(da)門外去反(fan)省了(le)(le)(le)! 所(suo)(suo)以(yi)(yi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo),有(you)(you)(you)(you)這種老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)母就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)有(you)(you)(you)(you)那種小(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家會有(you)(you)(you)(you)幾個(ge)(ge)(ge)囂張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)也(ye)(ye)(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)奇怪(guai)了(le)(le)(le),對(dui)吧? 譬如(ru)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)那只笨(ben)貍,有(you)(you)(you)(you)時候(hou)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)若(ruo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)瘋(feng)癲過頭了(le)(le)(le),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)公都(dou)(dou)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)什麼(ma)(ma)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo),可(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)笨(ben)貍一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定會跑過來(lai)(lai)(lai)大(da)罵:「老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)太(tai)(tai)婆,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)起(qi)肖了(le)(le)(le)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)?」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)反(fan)省! 「不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要(yao)太(tai)(tai)囂張了(le)(le)(le),老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)太(tai)(tai)婆!」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢了(le)(le)(le)! 「下次(ci)再犯就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)叫(jiao)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)罰(fa)跪(gui)!」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),罰(fa)……、欸欸欸!給(gei)(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下,老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)娘沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)叫(jiao)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)罰(fa)跪(gui),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)竟敢叫(jiao)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)娘罰(fa)跪(gui)? 耶!居然(ran)(ran)敢跑?給(gei)(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)……、 還(huan)(huan)(huan)有(you)(you)(you)(you)那個(ge)(ge)(ge)妹妹,沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)事就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)跑來(lai)(lai)(lai)摸摸阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭。 「乖(guai)乖(guai)喔(wo),乖(guai)乖(guai)喔(wo)!」 哇(wa)咧,到(dao)(dao)底她(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)女兒(er),還(huan)(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)她(ta)女兒(er)? 「媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪乖(guai)乖(guai)寫書喔(wo),等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)買糖果(guo)給(gei)(gei)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)吃喔(wo)!」 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)必,本人(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜(xi)(xi)歡(huan)(huan)甜食! 「媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)乖(guai),妹妹不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜(xi)(xi)歡(huan)(huan)喔(wo)!」 嗚嗚嗚,我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)才(cai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪好(hao)(hao)(hao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)好(hao)(hao)(hao)! 至於葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei),他(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)里(li)頭五(wu)官最像阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling),個(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)最像他(ta)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge),溫(wen)溫(wen)吞吞的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing),脾氣好(hao)(hao)(hao)好(hao)(hao)(hao),很會看(kan)人(ren)(ren)臉(lian)色(se),但(dan)有(you)(you)(you)(you)時候(hou)還(huan)(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)會氣死(si)人(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)償命(ming)。 「葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei),快,快去買漫畫(hua)(hua),九(jiu)號殺(sha)(sha)手十二集(ji)出了(le)(le)(le)!」 「喔(wo),好(hao)(hao)(hao)。」 半(ban)個(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘(zhong)(zhong)頭後(hou)(hou)--------- 「咦(yi)(yi)?葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)怎麼(ma)(ma)還(huan)(huan)(huan)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)去買?」 「游(you)(you)戲玩一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)半(ban)啊(a)!」 「可(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)人(ren)(ren)家急著(zhu)(zhu)要(yao)看(kan)十二集(ji)耶!」 「喔(wo)。」 「你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)現在(zai)馬(ma)上(shang)去買!」 「好(hao)(hao)(hao)。」 又(you)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)半(ban)個(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘(zhong)(zhong)頭後(hou)(hou)-------- 「耶?葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)怎麼(ma)(ma)還(huan)(huan)(huan)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)買回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)總要(yao)把游(you)(you)戲結(jie)束掉(diao)吧?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)管你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)現在(zai)馬(ma)上(shang)、立(li)刻(ke)給(gei)(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)去買,否(fou)則就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要(yao)買了(le)(le)(le)!」 「好(hao)(hao)(hao)嘛,好(hao)(hao)(hao)嘛!」 另一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)半(ban)個(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘(zhong)(zhong)頭後(hou)(hou)-------- 「葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)!!!」 「啊(a),哈(ha)哈(ha),我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)睡著(zhu)(zhu)了(le)(le)(le)!」 接下來(lai)(lai)(lai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)連串的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)慘叫(jiao),這個(ge)(ge)(ge)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)需(xu)要(yao)做紀錄,大(da)家各憑想(xiang)(xiang)像即可(ke),不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)管多(duo)凄(qi)慘都(dou)(dou)差(cha)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)了(le)(le)(le)多(duo)少。 然(ran)(ran)後(hou)(hou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嘟嘟,他(ta)有(you)(you)(you)(you)個(ge)(ge)(ge)習(xi)慣(guan),放學回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)第一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)件事就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)跑來(lai)(lai)(lai)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)房里(li)報到(dao)(dao)。 「?母??,おはよう!」 「干嘛?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)。」 「你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)干嘛?」 「回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)讓你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)看(kan)看(kan)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)兒(er)子(zi)帥(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)帥(shuai)。」 「蟋(xi)蟀(shuai)(shuai)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)蟀(shuai)(shuai)?好(hao)(hao)(hao)啊(a),那還(huan)(huan)(huan)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)趕緊(jin)(jin)跳(tiao)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)跳(tiao),讓我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)看(kan)看(kan)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)蟀(shuai)(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)蟀(shuai)(shuai)!」 每天同樣(yang)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)臺詞(ci),他(ta)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)厭,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)也(ye)(ye)(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)煩。 「嗯(ng),很好(hao)(hao)(hao),果(guo)然(ran)(ran)跳(tiao)得(de)夠高,蟀(shuai)(shuai)得(de)很!」 最後(hou)(hou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)么QQ,家里(li)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)寶貝,也(ye)(ye)(ye)(ye)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)被欺負得(de)最慘的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)家伙,是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)里(li)最聰明的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge),也(ye)(ye)(ye)(ye)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)最憨傻的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge),想(xiang)(xiang)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)欺負他(ta)都(dou)(dou)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)行。 「QQ,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭靠過來(lai)(lai)(lai)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)點。」阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)正(zheng)在(zai)看(kan)2002“惡(e)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)”古堡。 「喔(wo),好(hao)(hao)(hao)……、可(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)抓我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭發干嘛?」 「笨(ben),媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)咪看(kan)到(dao)(dao)緊(jin)(jin)張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)時候(hou)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)會想(xiang)(xiang)扯東(dong)西啊(a)!」 「嗄(a)?……、啊(a),痛啊(a)~~~」 當然(ran)(ran),大(da)家別忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家里(li)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)核心人(ren)(ren)物(wu)------靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba),少了(le)(le)(le)他(ta),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家里(li)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)繞不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出圈(quan)圈(quan)來(lai)(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)。 眾所(suo)(suo)周知(zhi),靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)最疼阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling),所(suo)(suo)以(yi)(yi)他(ta)什麼(ma)(ma)都(dou)(dou)聽阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de),而(er)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)最寵小(xiao)(xiao)孩(hai),對(dui)小(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)要(yao)求(qiu)幾乎是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)有(you)(you)(you)(you)求(qiu)必應,至於小(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)們自(zi)(zi)然(ran)(ran)最怕老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba),老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi),他(ta)們絕對(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)二。 依照小(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)法(fa)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)怕老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma),老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)怕小(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)(難纏嘛!),小(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)(gui)怕老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)。 瞧,這個(ge)(ge)(ge)圈(quan)圈(quan)少一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)角就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)繞不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出來(lai)(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le),對(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)對(dui)? 喜(xi)(xi)愛的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)作品 太(tai)(tai)多(duo)啦(la),但(dan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)實(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo),如(ru)果(guo)硬要(yao)排(pai)名次(ci)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)話,排(pai)在(zai)前幾十名的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)漫畫(hua)(hua)。小(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)頂多(duo)看(kan)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)、兩次(ci),唯有(you)(you)(you)(you)漫畫(hua)(hua)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)才(cai)會一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)看(kan)再看(kan)。 譬如(ru):冰之魔物(wu)語、九(jiu)號殺(sha)(sha)手、墮落天使(shi)、火宵之月、春江花嫁曲、網(wang)球王(wang)子(zi)、來(lai)(lai)(lai)自(zi)(zi)遠方、灌籃少年、偷偷愛著(zhu)(zhu)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)、淘氣小(xiao)(xiao)親(qin)親(qin)、夢幻游(you)(you)戲、夢幻天女、頭文字D……、 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過無(wu)論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)、漫畫(hua)(hua),或者是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)電(dian)影、電(dian)視,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)必定堅持(chi)(chi)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)基本原則,那就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi): 打死(si)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)悲劇(ju)! 備(bei)注 我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)座 很久以(yi)(yi)前,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)知(zhi)道自(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生(sheng)日(ri)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準,媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)(ma)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)晚報,確(que)(que)實(shi)日(ri)子(zi)也(ye)(ye)(ye)(ye)忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)。時至今日(ri),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)看(kan)看(kan)自(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)座描述,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)更能確(que)(que)定自(zi)(zi)己(ji)(ji)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生(sheng)日(ri)確(que)(que)實(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準了(le)(le)(le)。 性(xing)情溫(wen)和穩定? 錯,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)世(shi)界上(shang)最任(ren)性(xing)又(you)情緒化(hua)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女人(ren)(ren)! 絕不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)醋罈(tan)子(zi)? 又(you)錯,靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)膽敢多(duo)看(kan)別的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女人(ren)(ren)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)眼,不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)小(xiao)(xiao)心瞄(miao)到(dao)(dao)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)也(ye)(ye)(ye)(ye)算,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)回(hui)去立(li)刻(ke)閹(yan)了(le)(le)(le)他(ta)! 勇敢堅毅? 還(huan)(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)錯,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)非常(chang)容易陷入悲觀的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)絕望中轉不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出來(lai)(lai)(lai),所(suo)(suo)以(yi)(yi)堅持(chi)(chi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)悲劇(ju)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)任(ren)何(he)玩意(yi)(yi)兒(er)! 溫(wen)溫(wen)吞吞動作慢? 更是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)大(da)錯特錯,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)標(biao)準的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)急性(xing)子(zi),沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)事老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)打破碗盤(pan)杯子(zi)! 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過也(ye)(ye)(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)完全不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)正(zheng)確(que)(que)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)要(yao)求(qiu)唯一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忠實(shi),占有(you)(you)(you)(you)欲也(ye)(ye)(ye)(ye)非常(chang)強烈(lie),注重浪漫的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)氣氛,更喜(xi)(xi)歡(huan)(huan)大(da)自(zi)(zi)然(ran)(ran),討厭空(kong)談(tan)講(jiang)求(qiu)實(shi)際(ji),這些都(dou)(dou)滿符(fu)合阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)。 阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)到(dao)(dao)底是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)什麼(ma)(ma)星(xing)座? 咦(yi)(yi)?阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)還(huan)(huan)(huan)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)講(jiang)嗎(ma)?啊(a),抱歉,抱歉,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)好(hao)(hao)(hao)像真的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)喔(wo),哈(ha)哈(ha),不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過很多(duo)人(ren)(ren)應該都(dou)(dou)知(zhi)道了(le)(le)(le),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)-------- 金牛(niu)座。 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嗎(ma)?