原因是,她(ta)的(de)婚姻必須(xu)聽從母命,可娘親視(shi)她(ta)為棋子,一(yi)心只想將她(ta)視(shi)為可以利用的(de)工(gong)具(ju)!
故(gu)她大聲抗議(yi),藉以爭取(qu)婚姻自主權(quan),
可(ke)她要冒的險也很(hen)大──在(zai)婚禮當(dang)天,“隨機”選出她要嫁的夫君!
幸好,她的運氣不差,
雖然他很粗魯,也有點霸道;做事不拘小節(jie),又很大男人主義,
可對她,他表現得不但善良、寬容(rong),還很體貼、又很溫柔,
唯一美中不足的(de)是,他(ta)的(de)身分似乎(hu)與她當初設定的(de)原(yuan)則有點小不同……
生(sheng)日: 4月27日
星座: 金牛座
發型: 與一般人不同 是特別長(chang)的(de)長(chang)發(小說的(de)序里有寫)
血型: O
視(shi)力: 一眼近視(shi)、一眼遠視(shi),再加亂視(shi)閃(shan)光(guang)
收(shou)藏: 各種(zhong)書籍
擅長: 鋼琴、作白日夢(meng)
口頭(tou)禪: 閃啦!啊咧!
個性: 火爆急(ji)躁(zao),再加(jia)一點(dian)(dian)點(dian)(dian)幼(you)稚、一點(dian)(dian)點(dian)(dian)三八、一點(dian)(dian)點(dian)(dian)頑皮(pi)、一點(dian)(dian)點(dian)(dian)瘋狂、、、、
興趣: 音樂、作白(bai)日夢、看(kan)書(什么(me)書都好:漫畫、言情(qing)、科(ke)幻(huan)、歷史、傳記、恐怖、懸疑、偵探、武俠、、、等(deng)等(deng)等(deng))
最害(hai)怕的事: 最怕人家生我的氣,還有蜘蛛、老鼠、蛇
最喜歡的動物: 喵喵、汪(wang)(wang)汪(wang)(wang) 最喜歡的作家: 李(li)敖、珍?安?克蘭茲、吉兒?柏奈(nai)特(te)
最愛看的漫畫: 來自遠方、冰之魔(mo)物(wu)語
古(gu)(gu)靈自述: 小時(shi)候(hou)學古(gu)(gu)典鋼(gang)琴,以為自己長(chang)大之後會作個鋼(gang)琴老師。
高中開(kai)始改習爵士鋼琴,又以為(wei)自己將來會專(zhuan)職作個在餐廳飯店(dian)彈琴的(de)(de)琴師莫名其妙 考上實踐家專(zhuan)食品(pin)營(ying)養科,心想大概作醫院(yuan)營(ying)養師才是我最好(hao)的(de)(de)出路(lu)。(當時我已經在教(jiao)授鋼琴了)
結果現(xian)在(zai)卻(que)開始寫起小(xiao)說來了,自己想想都(dou)有點不可思(si)議哩! 好(hao)多讀者(zhe)都(dou)曾經問(wen)過阿(a)靈,為什(shen)么現(xian)在(zai)才開始寫小(xiao)說?呵(he)呵(he),最簡單的(de)答(da)案就是:以前(qian)沒(mei)有 電(dian)腦 嘛!沒(mei)辦法,阿(a)靈實在(zai)太懶了,好(hao)不容(rong)易脫離天天寫作業抄筆記(ji)的(de)痛苦(ku),誰要再去抓筆爬格子(zi)?!
其實在我(wo)(wo)(wo)腦海中的(de)故事(shi)(shi)大綱原本都(dou)是(shi)(shi)悲情的(de),但是(shi)(shi)身處這種(zhong)類似瘋人院的(de)環境中,實在是(shi)(shi)很難寫(xie)出(chu)什么賺(zhuan)人熱淚的(de)故事(shi)(shi)。自己(ji)流的(de)淚是(shi)(shi)不少啦,可(ke)都(dou)是(shi)(shi)笑出(chu)來的(de),都(dou)怪我(wo)(wo)(wo)家的(de)大小(xiao)寶貝,從最(zui)大到最(zui)小(xiao)都(dou)是(shi)(shi)最(zui)佳無俚頭的(de)神經(jing)病(bing),呵呵呵 不要看(kan)我(wo)(wo)(wo)平(ping)日寫(xie)了(le)(le)那么多小(xiao)說,但如果要我(wo)(wo)(wo)寫(xie)些有關於自己(ji)生活方面的(de)事(shi)(shi)情,那我(wo)(wo)(wo)真是(shi)(shi)沒輒了(le)(le),所(suo)以我(wo)(wo)(wo)只好全權(quan)交給我(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)代理秘書—貍(li)貍(li)啦!
很(hen)(hen)(hen)(hen)多(duo)(duo)(duo)(duo)人問阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling):你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)家(jia)(jia)(jia)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)像書上(shang)所(suo)(suo)寫的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)那(nei)(nei)樣(yang)呢? 這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)嘛(ma)(ma)……嗯(ng)……老(lao)(lao)實說(shuo),差不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)多(duo)(duo)(duo)(duo)吧,因為阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)(jia)里每個(ge)(ge)人都是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)“不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)太(tai)正(zheng)(zheng)常(chang)”的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)畸形(xing)人種(zhong)。 聽過(guo)(guo)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)對兒(er)(er)子(zi)(zi),或者(zhe)女(nv)(nv)(nv)兒(er)(er)對爸(ba)爸(ba)開黃色(se)玩(wan)笑(xiao)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)嗎(ma)(ma)? 沒(mei)有(you)(you)吧? 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)(jia)里這(zhe)種(zhong)事(shi)(shi)可多(duo)(duo)(duo)(duo)得(de)很(hen)(hen)(hen)(hen),大(da)(da)家(jia)(jia)(jia)講話(hua)都很(hen)(hen)(hen)(hen)輕松隨便,沒(mei)有(you)(you)惡(e)(e)意(yi),只是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)愛開玩(wan)笑(xiao)。 生活已經夠(gou)艱苦了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),何妨放(fang)(fang)輕松點,對不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)? 自(zi)然(ran),畸形(xing)人種(zhong)之最(zui)(zui),當屬阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)稱(cheng)之無愧,無論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)說(shuo)話(hua)或舉止,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)承(cheng)認(ren),百(bai)分(fen)之百(bai)可以(yi)說(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)集三八、無聊(liao)、詭異、神經、惡(e)(e)質、白目之大(da)(da)成,所(suo)(suo)以(yi)有(you)(you)事(shi)(shi)沒(mei)事(shi)(shi)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)總(zong)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)要慶幸(xing)一(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)(xia)自(zi)己不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)和公(gong)公(gong)婆(po)婆(po)住(zhu)在一(yi)(yi)(yi)起(qi),否則(ze)(ze)早就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)被(bei)老(lao)(lao)人家(jia)(jia)(jia)踢出大(da)(da)門外去(qu)反省(sheng)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)! 所(suo)(suo)以(yi)說(shuo),有(you)(you)這(zhe)種(zhong)老(lao)(lao)母就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)有(you)(you)那(nei)(nei)種(zhong)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)(jia)會(hui)(hui)有(you)(you)幾(ji)個(ge)(ge)囂張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)也(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)奇(qi)怪了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),對吧? 譬(pi)如說(shuo)那(nei)(nei)只笨貍,有(you)(you)時候阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)若是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)瘋癲過(guo)(guo)頭(tou)(tou)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)老(lao)(lao)公(gong)都沒(mei)說(shuo)什麼(ma)(ma)(ma)說(shuo),可是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)笨貍一(yi)(yi)(yi)定會(hui)(hui)跑(pao)過(guo)(guo)來(lai)(lai)大(da)(da)罵:「老(lao)(lao)太(tai)婆(po),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)起(qi)肖(xiao)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)?」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),我(wo)(wo)(wo)反省(sheng)! 「不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要太(tai)囂張了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),老(lao)(lao)太(tai)婆(po)!」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢(gan)(gan)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)! 「下(xia)(xia)次再犯就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)叫(jiao)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)罰跪!」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),罰……、欸(e^)欸(e^)欸(e^)!給(gei)(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)等一(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)(xia),老(lao)(lao)娘沒(mei)叫(jiao)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)罰跪,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)竟敢(gan)(gan)叫(jiao)老(lao)(lao)娘罰跪? 耶!居然(ran)敢(gan)(gan)跑(pao)?給(gei)(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)……、 還有(you)(you)那(nei)(nei)個(ge)(ge)妹妹,沒(mei)事(shi)(shi)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)跑(pao)來(lai)(lai)摸(mo)摸(mo)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)。 「乖(guai)(guai)(guai)乖(guai)(guai)(guai)喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo),乖(guai)(guai)(guai)乖(guai)(guai)(guai)喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)!」 哇咧,到(dao)底她是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)女(nv)(nv)(nv)兒(er)(er),還是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)她女(nv)(nv)(nv)兒(er)(er)? 「媽(ma)(ma)(ma)咪乖(guai)(guai)(guai)乖(guai)(guai)(guai)寫書喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo),等一(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)(xia)我(wo)(wo)(wo)買糖(tang)果(guo)給(gei)(gei)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)吃喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)!」 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)必(bi),本(ben)人不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜歡甜食! 「媽(ma)(ma)(ma)咪不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)乖(guai)(guai)(guai),妹妹不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜歡喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)!」 嗚嗚嗚,我(wo)(wo)(wo)才是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)咪好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao)! 至(zhi)於葦(wei)葦(wei),他是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)里頭(tou)(tou)五官最(zui)(zui)像阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling),個(ge)(ge)性(xing)最(zui)(zui)像他老(lao)(lao)爸(ba)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge),溫(wen)溫(wen)吞(tun)吞(tun)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)性(xing),脾氣好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao)好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao),很(hen)(hen)(hen)(hen)會(hui)(hui)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)人臉色(se),但有(you)(you)時候還是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)會(hui)(hui)氣死(si)人不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)償命。 「葦(wei)葦(wei),快,快去(qu)買漫(man)畫,九號(hao)殺(sha)手十二(er)(er)集出了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)!」 「喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo),好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao)。」 半個(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)(tou)後(hou)--------- 「咦(yi)?葦(wei)葦(wei),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)怎麼(ma)(ma)(ma)還沒(mei)去(qu)買?」 「游戲玩(wan)一(yi)(yi)(yi)半啊(a)(a)(a)(a)!」 「可是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)人家(jia)(jia)(jia)急著(zhu)要看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)十二(er)(er)集耶!」 「喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)。」 「你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)現在馬上(shang)去(qu)買!」 「好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao)。」 又是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)半個(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)(tou)後(hou)-------- 「耶?葦(wei)葦(wei),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)怎麼(ma)(ma)(ma)還沒(mei)買回(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)總(zong)要把游戲結束掉吧?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)管你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)現在馬上(shang)、立刻給(gei)(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)去(qu)買,否則(ze)(ze)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要買了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)!」 「好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao)嘛(ma)(ma),好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao)嘛(ma)(ma)!」 另一(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)半個(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)(tou)後(hou)-------- 「葦(wei)葦(wei)!!!」 「啊(a)(a)(a)(a),哈哈,我(wo)(wo)(wo)睡著(zhu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)!」 接下(xia)(xia)來(lai)(lai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)一(yi)(yi)(yi)連串的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)慘(can)叫(jiao),這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)需要做紀錄(lu),大(da)(da)家(jia)(jia)(jia)各(ge)憑想(xiang)像即(ji)可,不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)管多(duo)(duo)(duo)(duo)凄慘(can)都差不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)多(duo)(duo)(duo)(duo)少。 然(ran)後(hou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嘟嘟,他有(you)(you)個(ge)(ge)習慣,放(fang)(fang)學回(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)第一(yi)(yi)(yi)件事(shi)(shi)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)跑(pao)來(lai)(lai)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)房里報到(dao)。 「?母??,おはよう!」 「干嘛(ma)(ma)?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。」 「你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)回(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)干嘛(ma)(ma)?」 「回(hui)(hui)來(lai)(lai)讓(rang)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)兒(er)(er)子(zi)(zi)帥(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)帥(shuai)。」 「蟋蟀(shuai)(shuai)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)蟀(shuai)(shuai)?好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao)啊(a)(a)(a)(a),那(nei)(nei)還不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)趕緊(jin)(jin)跳一(yi)(yi)(yi)跳,讓(rang)我(wo)(wo)(wo)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)蟀(shuai)(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)蟀(shuai)(shuai)!」 每天同(tong)樣(yang)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)臺(tai)詞,他不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)厭,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)也(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)煩。 「嗯(ng),很(hen)(hen)(hen)(hen)好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao),果(guo)然(ran)跳得(de)夠(gou)高,蟀(shuai)(shuai)得(de)很(hen)(hen)(hen)(hen)!」 最(zui)(zui)後(hou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)么QQ,家(jia)(jia)(jia)里的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)寶貝,也(ye)(ye)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)被(bei)欺(qi)負得(de)最(zui)(zui)慘(can)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)家(jia)(jia)(jia)伙,是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)里最(zui)(zui)聰明的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge),也(ye)(ye)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)最(zui)(zui)憨傻的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge),想(xiang)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)欺(qi)負他都不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)行(xing)。 「QQ,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)靠(kao)過(guo)(guo)來(lai)(lai)一(yi)(yi)(yi)點。」阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)正(zheng)(zheng)在看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)2002“惡(e)(e)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)”古堡。 「喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo),好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao)……、可是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),媽(ma)(ma)(ma)咪,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)抓(zhua)我(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)發(fa)干嘛(ma)(ma)?」 「笨,媽(ma)(ma)(ma)咪看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)到(dao)緊(jin)(jin)張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)時候就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)會(hui)(hui)想(xiang)扯東西啊(a)(a)(a)(a)!」 「嗄(a)?……、啊(a)(a)(a)(a),痛啊(a)(a)(a)(a)~~~」 當然(ran),大(da)(da)家(jia)(jia)(jia)別忘了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)(jia)里的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)核心(xin)(xin)人物------靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba),少了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)他,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)(jia)里就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)繞(rao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出圈(quan)(quan)(quan)圈(quan)(quan)(quan)來(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。 眾所(suo)(suo)周知,靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)最(zui)(zui)疼阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling),所(suo)(suo)以(yi)他什麼(ma)(ma)(ma)都聽阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de),而阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)最(zui)(zui)寵小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)孩(hai),對小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)要求(qiu)(qiu)幾(ji)乎是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)有(you)(you)求(qiu)(qiu)必(bi)應(ying),至(zhi)於小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)們自(zi)然(ran)最(zui)(zui)怕(pa)老(lao)(lao)爸(ba),老(lao)(lao)爸(ba)說(shuo)一(yi)(yi)(yi),他們絕對不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢(gan)(gan)說(shuo)二(er)(er)。 依照小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)說(shuo)法就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),老(lao)(lao)爸(ba)怕(pa)老(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)(ma),老(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)怕(pa)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(難纏嘛(ma)(ma)!),小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)怕(pa)老(lao)(lao)爸(ba)。 瞧,這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)圈(quan)(quan)(quan)圈(quan)(quan)(quan)少一(yi)(yi)(yi)角就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)繞(rao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出來(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),對不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)對? 喜愛的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)作品 太(tai)多(duo)(duo)(duo)(duo)啦,但是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)實說(shuo),如果(guo)硬要排名次的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)話(hua),排在前幾(ji)十名的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)定是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)漫(man)畫。小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)頂(ding)多(duo)(duo)(duo)(duo)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)一(yi)(yi)(yi)、兩次,唯有(you)(you)漫(man)畫阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)才會(hui)(hui)一(yi)(yi)(yi)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)再看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)。 譬(pi)如:冰之魔物語、九號(hao)殺(sha)手、墮(duo)落天使(shi)、火宵之月、春江花嫁曲、網球王(wang)子(zi)(zi)、來(lai)(lai)自(zi)遠方(fang)、灌籃少年、偷(tou)偷(tou)愛著(zhu)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)、淘氣小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)親(qin)親(qin)、夢(meng)幻游戲、夢(meng)幻天女(nv)(nv)(nv)、頭(tou)(tou)文(wen)字D……、 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)無論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)、漫(man)畫,或者(zhe)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)電(dian)影(ying)、電(dian)視,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)必(bi)定堅持一(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)基本(ben)原則(ze)(ze),那(nei)(nei)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi): 打死(si)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)悲劇! 備注 我(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)座(zuo)(zuo) 很(hen)(hen)(hen)(hen)久以(yi)前,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)就(jiu)(jiu)(jiu)知道自(zi)己的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生日(ri)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準(zhun),媽(ma)(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)(ma)說(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)晚報,確實日(ri)子(zi)(zi)也(ye)(ye)忘了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。時至(zhi)今(jin)日(ri),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)自(zi)己的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)座(zuo)(zuo)描(miao)述(shu),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)更能確定自(zi)己的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生日(ri)確實不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準(zhun)了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)。 性(xing)情溫(wen)和穩定? 錯(cuo)(cuo),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)世界上(shang)最(zui)(zui)任(ren)(ren)性(xing)又情緒化的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女(nv)(nv)(nv)人! 絕不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)醋(cu)罈子(zi)(zi)? 又錯(cuo)(cuo),靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)膽敢(gan)(gan)多(duo)(duo)(duo)(duo)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)別的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女(nv)(nv)(nv)人一(yi)(yi)(yi)眼,不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)心(xin)(xin)瞄到(dao)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)也(ye)(ye)算,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)回(hui)(hui)去(qu)立刻閹了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)他! 勇(yong)敢(gan)(gan)堅毅? 還是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)錯(cuo)(cuo),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)非常(chang)容易(yi)陷入悲觀(guan)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)絕望中轉不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出來(lai)(lai),所(suo)(suo)以(yi)堅持不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)(kan)(kan)(kan)悲劇的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)任(ren)(ren)何玩(wan)意(yi)兒(er)(er)! 溫(wen)溫(wen)吞(tun)吞(tun)動作慢(man)? 更是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)大(da)(da)錯(cuo)(cuo)特錯(cuo)(cuo),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)標準(zhun)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)急性(xing)子(zi)(zi),沒(mei)事(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)打破碗盤杯子(zi)(zi)! 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)也(ye)(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)完全不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)正(zheng)(zheng)確的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)要求(qiu)(qiu)唯一(yi)(yi)(yi)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忠實,占有(you)(you)欲(yu)也(ye)(ye)非常(chang)強烈,注重浪漫(man)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)氣氛(fen),更喜歡大(da)(da)自(zi)然(ran),討厭空談講求(qiu)(qiu)實際(ji),這(zhe)些都滿符合阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)性(xing)。 阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)到(dao)底是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)什麼(ma)(ma)(ma)星(xing)座(zuo)(zuo)? 咦(yi)?阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)還沒(mei)講嗎(ma)(ma)?啊(a)(a)(a)(a),抱(bao)歉,抱(bao)歉,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)好(hao)(hao)(hao)(hao)像真的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忘了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)說(shuo)喔(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo),哈哈,不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)很(hen)(hen)(hen)(hen)多(duo)(duo)(duo)(duo)人應(ying)該都知道了(le)(le)(le)(le)(le)(le),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)-------- 金牛座(zuo)(zuo)。 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嗎(ma)(ma)?