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原因是，她的婚姻必(bi)須聽(ting)從母命，可娘親視她為棋子，一心只想將她視為可以利用的工(gong)具！

故她(ta)大聲抗議(yi)，藉以爭取婚姻自主權(quan)，

可她要(yao)冒(mao)的險(xian)也很(hen)大──在婚(hun)禮當天(tian)，“隨機(ji)”選(xuan)出(chu)她要(yao)嫁的夫君！

幸好，她(ta)的運(yun)氣不差，

雖然他很粗(cu)魯，也有點霸(ba)道；做(zuo)事不拘小節，又很大男人主義(yi)，

可對她，他表(biao)現(xian)得不但(dan)善良、寬容，還很體貼、又很溫柔，

唯一美(mei)中不(bu)足的是(shi)，他的身(shen)分似乎與她當初設定(ding)的原(yuan)則(ze)有點小不(bu)同……

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生(sheng)日： 4月(yue)27日

星座： 金牛座

發型： 與一般人不同 是特別(bie)長(chang)(chang)的長(chang)(chang)發（小說的序里有寫(xie)）

血型： O

視(shi)力： 一眼近視(shi)、一眼遠視(shi)，再加亂視(shi)閃(shan)光(guang)

收藏： 各種(zhong)書籍

擅(shan)長： 鋼琴、作白日(ri)夢

口(kou)頭(tou)禪： 閃(shan)啦！啊咧(lie)！

個(ge)性(xing)： 火爆急躁，再加一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)幼稚、一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)三八、一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)頑皮、一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)瘋狂、、、、

興(xing)趣： 音樂(le)、作白日夢、看書（什么書都好：漫(man)畫(hua)、言(yan)情、科幻、歷(li)史(shi)、傳記、恐(kong)怖、懸疑、偵(zhen)探、武俠、、、等等等）

最害(hai)怕的事： 最怕人家生我(wo)的氣(qi)，還有蜘(zhi)蛛、老鼠、蛇(she)

最(zui)喜歡(huan)的動物： 喵喵、汪汪 最(zui)喜歡(huan)的作家： 李(li)敖(ao)、珍?安?克蘭茲、吉兒?柏(bo)奈(nai)特

最愛看的漫畫： 來自遠方、冰之魔物語

古(gu)靈自(zi)述：　小時(shi)候學(xue)古(gu)典鋼(gang)琴，以為自(zi)己長(chang)大(da)之(zhi)後會作個鋼(gang)琴老師(shi)。

高中開始改習(xi)爵士(shi)鋼琴，又以(yi)為自己將(jiang)來會專(zhuan)職作個在餐(can)廳(ting)飯店彈琴的琴師(shi)莫名其妙 考上實踐家(jia)專(zhuan)食品營養科，心想大概作醫(yi)院(yuan)營養師(shi)才是我最好(hao)的出路(lu)。（當時我已經在教授鋼琴了(le)）

結果現在卻開始寫起小說來了，自(zi)己想想都(dou)有(you)點(dian)不可思議哩！ 好多讀者都(dou)曾經問過阿靈，為什(shen)么現在才開始寫小說？呵呵，最簡單的答案就(jiu)是(shi)：以(yi)前沒有(you) 電腦 嘛！沒辦法，阿靈實(shi)在太懶了，好不容易脫離天天寫作業抄筆記的痛苦，誰要再去抓筆爬格子？！

其實在(zai)我(wo)(wo)腦海中(zhong)的(de)(de)故(gu)事大綱原本都(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)悲情的(de)(de)，但是(shi)(shi)(shi)身處這種類似瘋人院的(de)(de)環(huan)境中(zhong)，實在(zai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)很難寫(xie)出什么賺人熱淚(lei)的(de)(de)故(gu)事。自己流的(de)(de)淚(lei)是(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)少(shao)啦，可都(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)笑出來(lai)的(de)(de)，都(dou)怪我(wo)(wo)家的(de)(de)大小(xiao)寶貝，從最大到最小(xiao)都(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)最佳(jia)無俚(li)頭(tou)的(de)(de)神經病(bing)，呵呵呵 不(bu)要看我(wo)(wo)平(ping)日寫(xie)了那么多小(xiao)說(shuo)，但如果要我(wo)(wo)寫(xie)些有關於自己生活方面的(de)(de)事情，那我(wo)(wo)真(zhen)是(shi)(shi)(shi)沒輒(zhe)了，所以我(wo)(wo)只好全權交(jiao)給我(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)代理秘書—貍(li)(li)貍(li)(li)啦！

古靈自我介紹

很(hen)(hen)多(duo)(duo)(duo)人(ren)(ren)問阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)：你的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)家(jia)(jia)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)就像書上(shang)(shang)所(suo)寫的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)那樣呢？ 這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)……嗯……老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)實(shi)(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，差不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)多(duo)(duo)(duo)吧(ba)，因(yin)為(wei)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)里(li)(li)(li)每(mei)(mei)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)人(ren)(ren)都(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)“不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)太(tai)正(zheng)常(chang)”的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)畸形人(ren)(ren)種(zhong)(zhong)。 聽過(guo)媽(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)對(dui)(dui)兒子，或(huo)者女(nv)兒對(dui)(dui)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)開(kai)黃色玩(wan)笑(xiao)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)嗎(ma)？ 沒(mei)(mei)(mei)有(you)(you)(you)(you)吧(ba)？ 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)里(li)(li)(li)這(zhe)種(zhong)(zhong)事(shi)可(ke)多(duo)(duo)(duo)得(de)(de)(de)很(hen)(hen)，大(da)(da)(da)家(jia)(jia)講話(hua)都(dou)很(hen)(hen)輕(qing)松隨便，沒(mei)(mei)(mei)有(you)(you)(you)(you)惡意，只(zhi)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)愛(ai)開(kai)玩(wan)笑(xiao)。 生(sheng)活已(yi)經夠艱(jian)苦(ku)了(le)(le)(le)(le)，何妨(fang)放輕(qing)松點(dian)，對(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)？ 自(zi)然(ran)，畸形人(ren)(ren)種(zhong)(zhong)之最(zui)(zui)，當屬(shu)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)稱之無(wu)愧(kui)，無(wu)論(lun)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)話(hua)或(huo)舉止，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)承認，百(bai)分之百(bai)可(ke)以(yi)(yi)(yi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)集三八、無(wu)聊、詭異、神經、惡質、白(bai)目之大(da)(da)(da)成，所(suo)以(yi)(yi)(yi)有(you)(you)(you)(you)事(shi)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)事(shi)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)總是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)要(yao)(yao)(yao)慶幸一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)自(zi)己不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)和公公婆(po)婆(po)住在(zai)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)起，否則早就被老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)人(ren)(ren)家(jia)(jia)踢出大(da)(da)(da)門外去(qu)(qu)反(fan)省(sheng)了(le)(le)(le)(le)！ 所(suo)以(yi)(yi)(yi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，有(you)(you)(you)(you)這(zhe)種(zhong)(zhong)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)母就有(you)(you)(you)(you)那種(zhong)(zhong)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)會有(you)(you)(you)(you)幾個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)囂張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)也不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)奇怪了(le)(le)(le)(le)，對(dui)(dui)吧(ba)？ 譬如(ru)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)那只(zhi)笨貍(li)，有(you)(you)(you)(you)時候阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)若是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)瘋癲過(guo)頭(tou)了(le)(le)(le)(le)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)公都(dou)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)什麼(ma)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，可(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)笨貍(li)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定(ding)(ding)會跑過(guo)來大(da)(da)(da)罵(ma)：「老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)太(tai)婆(po)，你起肖了(le)(le)(le)(le)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)？」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，我(wo)(wo)反(fan)省(sheng)！ 「不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要(yao)(yao)(yao)太(tai)囂張了(le)(le)(le)(le)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)太(tai)婆(po)！」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢(gan)(gan)(gan)了(le)(le)(le)(le)！ 「下(xia)次再犯就叫你罰(fa)跪(gui)！」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，罰(fa)……、欸(e^)欸(e^)欸(e^)！給我(wo)(wo)等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)娘沒(mei)(mei)(mei)叫你罰(fa)跪(gui)，你竟敢(gan)(gan)(gan)叫老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)娘罰(fa)跪(gui)？ 耶！居然(ran)敢(gan)(gan)(gan)跑？給我(wo)(wo)回(hui)來……、 還(huan)(huan)(huan)有(you)(you)(you)(you)那個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)妹妹，沒(mei)(mei)(mei)事(shi)就跑來摸摸阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)。 「乖乖喔(wo)(wo)(wo)，乖乖喔(wo)(wo)(wo)！」 哇咧，到底(di)她(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)女(nv)兒，還(huan)(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)她(ta)女(nv)兒？ 「媽(ma)(ma)咪乖乖寫書喔(wo)(wo)(wo)，等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下(xia)我(wo)(wo)買(mai)(mai)(mai)糖(tang)果給你吃喔(wo)(wo)(wo)！」 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)必，本人(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜(xi)歡甜食！ 「媽(ma)(ma)咪不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)乖，妹妹不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜(xi)歡喔(wo)(wo)(wo)！」 嗚(wu)嗚(wu)嗚(wu)，我(wo)(wo)才(cai)(cai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)媽(ma)(ma)咪好(hao)(hao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)好(hao)(hao)！ 至(zhi)於葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)，他(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)里(li)(li)(li)頭(tou)五官最(zui)(zui)像阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)，個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)最(zui)(zui)像他(ta)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)，溫溫吞(tun)吞(tun)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)，脾氣(qi)好(hao)(hao)好(hao)(hao)，很(hen)(hen)會看(kan)(kan)人(ren)(ren)臉色，但(dan)有(you)(you)(you)(you)時候還(huan)(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)會氣(qi)死人(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)償命。 「葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)，快，快去(qu)(qu)買(mai)(mai)(mai)漫畫，九號殺(sha)手(shou)十(shi)二集出了(le)(le)(le)(le)！」 「喔(wo)(wo)(wo)，好(hao)(hao)。」 半個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)後--------- 「咦？葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)，你怎(zen)麼(ma)還(huan)(huan)(huan)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)去(qu)(qu)買(mai)(mai)(mai)？」 「游戲玩(wan)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)半啊(a)(a)(a)！」 「可(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)人(ren)(ren)家(jia)(jia)急著(zhu)要(yao)(yao)(yao)看(kan)(kan)十(shi)二集耶！」 「喔(wo)(wo)(wo)。」 「你現在(zai)馬上(shang)(shang)去(qu)(qu)買(mai)(mai)(mai)！」 「好(hao)(hao)。」 又是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)半個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)後-------- 「耶？葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)，你怎(zen)麼(ma)還(huan)(huan)(huan)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)買(mai)(mai)(mai)回(hui)來？」 「我(wo)(wo)總要(yao)(yao)(yao)把游戲結束(shu)掉吧(ba)？」 「我(wo)(wo)管你，你現在(zai)馬上(shang)(shang)、立刻給我(wo)(wo)去(qu)(qu)買(mai)(mai)(mai)，否則就不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要(yao)(yao)(yao)買(mai)(mai)(mai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)！」 「好(hao)(hao)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)，好(hao)(hao)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)！」 另一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)半個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘頭(tou)後-------- 「葦(wei)(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)(wei)！！！」 「啊(a)(a)(a)，哈哈，我(wo)(wo)睡(shui)著(zhu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)！」 接(jie)下(xia)來是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)連串的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)慘(can)叫，這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)需要(yao)(yao)(yao)做紀錄，大(da)(da)(da)家(jia)(jia)各憑想像即(ji)可(ke)，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)管多(duo)(duo)(duo)凄慘(can)都(dou)差不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)多(duo)(duo)(duo)少(shao)(shao)。 然(ran)後是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嘟(du)嘟(du)，他(ta)有(you)(you)(you)(you)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)習慣，放學回(hui)來第一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)件事(shi)就是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)跑來阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)房(fang)里(li)(li)(li)報到。 「?母??，おはよう！」 「干(gan)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)？」 「我(wo)(wo)回(hui)來了(le)(le)(le)(le)。」 「你回(hui)來干(gan)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)？」 「回(hui)來讓你看(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)你兒子帥(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)帥(shuai)。」 「蟋蟀(shuai)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)蟀(shuai)？好(hao)(hao)啊(a)(a)(a)，那還(huan)(huan)(huan)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)趕緊跳(tiao)(tiao)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)跳(tiao)(tiao)，讓我(wo)(wo)看(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)你蟀(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)蟀(shuai)！」 每(mei)(mei)天(tian)同(tong)樣的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)臺詞(ci)，他(ta)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)厭(yan)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)也不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)煩。 「嗯，很(hen)(hen)好(hao)(hao)，果然(ran)跳(tiao)(tiao)得(de)(de)(de)夠高，蟀(shuai)得(de)(de)(de)很(hen)(hen)！」 最(zui)(zui)後是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)么QQ，家(jia)(jia)里(li)(li)(li)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)寶貝(bei)，也是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)被欺(qi)負得(de)(de)(de)最(zui)(zui)慘(can)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)家(jia)(jia)伙(huo)，是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)里(li)(li)(li)最(zui)(zui)聰明的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)，也是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)最(zui)(zui)憨傻的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)，想不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)欺(qi)負他(ta)都(dou)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)行(xing)。 「QQ，你的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)靠過(guo)來一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)點(dian)。」阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)正(zheng)在(zai)看(kan)(kan)2002“惡靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)”古堡。 「喔(wo)(wo)(wo)，好(hao)(hao)……、可(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，媽(ma)(ma)咪，你抓我(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)發(fa)干(gan)嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)？」 「笨，媽(ma)(ma)咪看(kan)(kan)到緊張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)時候就會想扯東西啊(a)(a)(a)！」 「嗄？……、啊(a)(a)(a)，痛(tong)啊(a)(a)(a)～～～」 當然(ran)，大(da)(da)(da)家(jia)(jia)別忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)里(li)(li)(li)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)核心人(ren)(ren)物(wu)------靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)，少(shao)(shao)了(le)(le)(le)(le)他(ta)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)(jia)里(li)(li)(li)就繞(rao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出圈(quan)圈(quan)來了(le)(le)(le)(le)。 眾所(suo)周知，靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)最(zui)(zui)疼阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)，所(suo)以(yi)(yi)(yi)他(ta)什麼(ma)都(dou)聽阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)，而阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)最(zui)(zui)寵小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)孩，對(dui)(dui)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)們(men)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)要(yao)(yao)(yao)求幾乎是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)有(you)(you)(you)(you)求必應，至(zhi)於小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)們(men)自(zi)然(ran)最(zui)(zui)怕(pa)(pa)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)，他(ta)們(men)絕對(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢(gan)(gan)(gan)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)二。 依照小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)們(men)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)法就是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)怕(pa)(pa)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)，老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)怕(pa)(pa)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)（難(nan)纏嘛(ma)(ma)(ma)！），小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)鬼(gui)(gui)怕(pa)(pa)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)。 瞧，這(zhe)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)圈(quan)圈(quan)少(shao)(shao)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)角(jiao)就繞(rao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出來了(le)(le)(le)(le)，對(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)對(dui)(dui)？ 喜(xi)愛(ai)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)作品 太(tai)多(duo)(duo)(duo)啦，但(dan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)實(shi)(shi)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)，如(ru)果硬要(yao)(yao)(yao)排名次的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)話(hua)，排在(zai)前幾十(shi)名的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定(ding)(ding)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)漫畫。小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)頂(ding)多(duo)(duo)(duo)看(kan)(kan)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)、兩次，唯有(you)(you)(you)(you)漫畫阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)才(cai)(cai)會一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)看(kan)(kan)再看(kan)(kan)。 譬如(ru)：冰之魔物(wu)語、九號殺(sha)手(shou)、墮(duo)落天(tian)使、火宵之月、春江花(hua)嫁(jia)曲、網球王子、來自(zi)遠方(fang)、灌籃少(shao)(shao)年、偷偷愛(ai)著(zhu)你、淘氣(qi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)親親、夢(meng)幻游戲、夢(meng)幻天(tian)女(nv)、頭(tou)文字D……、 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)無(wu)論(lun)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)、漫畫，或(huo)者是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)電影、電視，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)必定(ding)(ding)堅持一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)基本原(yuan)則，那就是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)： 打死不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)(kan)悲(bei)劇！ 備注 我(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)座(zuo) 很(hen)(hen)久以(yi)(yi)(yi)前，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)就知道(dao)自(zi)己的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生(sheng)日(ri)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準(zhun)(zhun)，媽(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)晚(wan)報，確實(shi)(shi)日(ri)子也忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)。時至(zhi)今(jin)日(ri)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)看(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)自(zi)己的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)座(zuo)描述，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)更(geng)能(neng)確定(ding)(ding)自(zi)己的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生(sheng)日(ri)確實(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準(zhun)(zhun)了(le)(le)(le)(le)。 性(xing)情溫和穩定(ding)(ding)？ 錯(cuo)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)世界上(shang)(shang)最(zui)(zui)任性(xing)又情緒化的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女(nv)人(ren)(ren)！ 絕不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)醋罈子？ 又錯(cuo)，靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)(ba)(ba)膽敢(gan)(gan)(gan)多(duo)(duo)(duo)看(kan)(kan)別的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女(nv)人(ren)(ren)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)眼，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)心瞄到的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)也算，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)回(hui)去(qu)(qu)立刻閹(yan)了(le)(le)(le)(le)他(ta)！ 勇敢(gan)(gan)(gan)堅毅？ 還(huan)(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)錯(cuo)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)非常(chang)容易(yi)陷(xian)入悲(bei)觀的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)絕望(wang)中轉(zhuan)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出來，所(suo)以(yi)(yi)(yi)堅持不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)(kan)悲(bei)劇的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)任何玩(wan)意兒！ 溫溫吞(tun)吞(tun)動作慢？ 更(geng)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)大(da)(da)(da)錯(cuo)特錯(cuo)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)標準(zhun)(zhun)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)急性(xing)子，沒(mei)(mei)(mei)事(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)(lao)打破碗盤杯子！ 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)也不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)完全不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)正(zheng)確的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)要(yao)(yao)(yao)求唯一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忠實(shi)(shi)，占有(you)(you)(you)(you)欲也非常(chang)強烈(lie)，注重(zhong)浪漫的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)氣(qi)氛，更(geng)喜(xi)歡大(da)(da)(da)自(zi)然(ran)，討厭(yan)空談講求實(shi)(shi)際，這(zhe)些都(dou)滿符合(he)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)。 阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)到底(di)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)什麼(ma)星(xing)座(zuo)？ 咦？阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)還(huan)(huan)(huan)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)講嗎(ma)？啊(a)(a)(a)，抱歉，抱歉，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)好(hao)(hao)像真的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)說(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)(shuo)喔(wo)(wo)(wo)，哈哈，不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)很(hen)(hen)多(duo)(duo)(duo)人(ren)(ren)應該都(dou)知道(dao)了(le)(le)(le)(le)，阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)-------- 金(jin)牛座(zuo)。 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嗎(ma)？