原因是,她(ta)的婚姻必須聽從母命,可娘親(qin)視她(ta)為棋子,一心只(zhi)想將她(ta)視為可以(yi)利用的工具!
故她大聲抗議,藉以爭取(qu)婚姻(yin)自主權,
可她(ta)(ta)要(yao)冒的(de)險也很大──在(zai)婚禮當天,“隨機(ji)”選(xuan)出她(ta)(ta)要(yao)嫁的(de)夫(fu)君!
幸(xing)好,她(ta)的運氣不差,
雖然他很粗魯,也有(you)點霸道;做事(shi)不拘小節,又(you)很大男人(ren)主義,
可(ke)對她,他表現得不但善良、寬(kuan)容,還很體貼(tie)、又很溫柔(rou),
唯一美(mei)中不足的(de)是,他的(de)身分似乎與她當初設定的(de)原則(ze)有點(dian)小不同……
生(sheng)日: 4月27日
星座: 金牛座
發型: 與(yu)一(yi)般人不同 是特別長的(de)長發(小說的(de)序里有寫)
血型: O
視(shi)力: 一眼近視(shi)、一眼遠視(shi),再加(jia)亂視(shi)閃(shan)光
收藏: 各(ge)種書籍
擅長: 鋼琴、作白日夢(meng)
口頭(tou)禪: 閃啦!啊咧!
個性: 火(huo)爆急躁,再加一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)幼稚、一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)三(san)八、一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)頑皮、一(yi)點(dian)點(dian)瘋狂、、、、
興趣: 音樂(le)、作白日夢、看書(什么(me)書都(dou)好:漫畫(hua)、言情、科幻、歷史、傳(chuan)記、恐怖、懸疑、偵探、武俠(xia)、、、等(deng)等(deng)等(deng))
最(zui)害怕的事: 最(zui)怕人(ren)家生(sheng)我的氣(qi),還有(you)蜘蛛(zhu)、老鼠、蛇(she)
最喜歡(huan)的動物: 喵(miao)喵(miao)、汪汪 最喜歡(huan)的作家: 李敖、珍?安?克(ke)蘭茲(zi)、吉(ji)兒?柏奈(nai)特(te)
最愛看的漫畫: 來(lai)自遠方、冰之魔物語
古靈自述: 小時候學古典鋼琴,以為自己長大之後會作(zuo)個鋼琴老師(shi)。
高(gao)中開始改習爵士鋼琴(qin),又以為(wei)自己將來會專職作個(ge)在(zai)餐廳飯店(dian)彈琴(qin)的琴(qin)師莫(mo)名其妙 考上實踐家(jia)專食品營養科(ke),心想(xiang)大(da)概作醫院營養師才是(shi)我最好的出路。(當時我已經在(zai)教授鋼琴(qin)了)
結果(guo)現(xian)在卻開始寫起小說(shuo)(shuo)來了,自己(ji)想想都有(you)點不可思議哩! 好(hao)多(duo)讀者(zhe)都曾經問(wen)過阿靈,為什么現(xian)在才(cai)開始寫小說(shuo)(shuo)?呵呵,最簡(jian)單的答案(an)就是(shi):以前沒有(you) 電腦(nao) 嘛(ma)!沒辦法,阿靈實(shi)在太(tai)懶了,好(hao)不容(rong)易脫離天天寫作業抄筆記的痛苦,誰要再(zai)去抓筆爬格子?!
其實(shi)在(zai)我(wo)(wo)腦(nao)海(hai)中的(de)(de)(de)故(gu)事(shi)大綱原本都是(shi)悲(bei)情的(de)(de)(de),但是(shi)身(shen)處這種類似瘋人院的(de)(de)(de)環境中,實(shi)在(zai)是(shi)很難(nan)寫出什么(me)賺(zhuan)人熱淚(lei)的(de)(de)(de)故(gu)事(shi)。自(zi)己流的(de)(de)(de)淚(lei)是(shi)不少啦(la),可都是(shi)笑出來的(de)(de)(de),都怪我(wo)(wo)家的(de)(de)(de)大小寶貝,從(cong)最(zui)大到最(zui)小都是(shi)最(zui)佳無俚頭的(de)(de)(de)神經(jing)病,呵呵呵 不要(yao)看我(wo)(wo)平日寫了那(nei)(nei)么(me)多小說,但如(ru)果要(yao)我(wo)(wo)寫些有關於自(zi)己生活方(fang)面的(de)(de)(de)事(shi)情,那(nei)(nei)我(wo)(wo)真是(shi)沒輒了,所以我(wo)(wo)只好全權交給我(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)代理秘(mi)書—貍貍啦(la)!
很(hen)(hen)多人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)問阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling):你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)家(jia)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)就(jiu)像(xiang)書(shu)上所(suo)寫(xie)(xie)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)那(nei)樣呢? 這個(ge)(ge)(ge)嘛……嗯(ng)……老(lao)(lao)(lao)實(shi)(shi)說(shuo),差(cha)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)多吧,因為阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)里每個(ge)(ge)(ge)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)都(dou)(dou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)“不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)太正常(chang)”的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)畸(ji)形(xing)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)種。 聽(ting)過(guo)(guo)媽(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)對(dui)(dui)(dui)兒子,或(huo)者女(nv)兒對(dui)(dui)(dui)爸(ba)爸(ba)開(kai)黃(huang)色玩笑(xiao)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)嗎(ma)? 沒(mei)有(you)(you)(you)(you)吧? 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)里這種事(shi)(shi)可(ke)(ke)(ke)多得(de)很(hen)(hen),大(da)家(jia)講話都(dou)(dou)很(hen)(hen)輕松(song)隨(sui)便,沒(mei)有(you)(you)(you)(you)惡(e)意,只(zhi)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)愛開(kai)玩笑(xiao)。 生活已經夠艱苦了(le)(le)(le)(le),何妨放輕松(song)點,對(dui)(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)? 自然,畸(ji)形(xing)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)種之(zhi)(zhi)最(zui)(zui),當屬阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)稱之(zhi)(zhi)無(wu)(wu)愧,無(wu)(wu)論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)說(shuo)話或(huo)舉止(zhi),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)承認,百分(fen)之(zhi)(zhi)百可(ke)(ke)(ke)以(yi)說(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)集(ji)(ji)三八、無(wu)(wu)聊、詭異、神經、惡(e)質(zhi)、白目之(zhi)(zhi)大(da)成,所(suo)以(yi)有(you)(you)(you)(you)事(shi)(shi)沒(mei)事(shi)(shi)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)總是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)要(yao)慶幸一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下自己不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)和公(gong)(gong)公(gong)(gong)婆(po)婆(po)住在(zai)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)起,否則(ze)早就(jiu)被老(lao)(lao)(lao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)家(jia)踢出(chu)(chu)大(da)門外去(qu)反(fan)省(sheng)了(le)(le)(le)(le)! 所(suo)以(yi)說(shuo),有(you)(you)(you)(you)這種老(lao)(lao)(lao)母就(jiu)有(you)(you)(you)(you)那(nei)種小(xiao)(xiao)鬼,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)會(hui)(hui)(hui)有(you)(you)(you)(you)幾個(ge)(ge)(ge)囂張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)鬼也(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)奇怪了(le)(le)(le)(le),對(dui)(dui)(dui)吧? 譬如(ru)說(shuo)那(nei)只(zhi)笨貍,有(you)(you)(you)(you)時(shi)(shi)(shi)候阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)若是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)瘋癲過(guo)(guo)頭(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)了(le)(le)(le)(le),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)老(lao)(lao)(lao)公(gong)(gong)都(dou)(dou)沒(mei)說(shuo)什麼(ma)(ma)說(shuo),可(ke)(ke)(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)笨貍一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定(ding)會(hui)(hui)(hui)跑(pao)過(guo)(guo)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)大(da)罵:「老(lao)(lao)(lao)太婆(po),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)起肖了(le)(le)(le)(le)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)?」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)反(fan)省(sheng)! 「不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要(yao)太囂張了(le)(le)(le)(le),老(lao)(lao)(lao)太婆(po)!」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢(gan)(gan)了(le)(le)(le)(le)! 「下次(ci)再犯就(jiu)叫你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)罰(fa)跪!」 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),罰(fa)……、欸(e^)欸(e^)欸(e^)!給(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下,老(lao)(lao)(lao)娘(niang)沒(mei)叫你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)罰(fa)跪,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)竟(jing)敢(gan)(gan)叫老(lao)(lao)(lao)娘(niang)罰(fa)跪? 耶!居然敢(gan)(gan)跑(pao)?給(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)……、 還(huan)(huan)有(you)(you)(you)(you)那(nei)個(ge)(ge)(ge)妹妹,沒(mei)事(shi)(shi)就(jiu)跑(pao)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)摸摸阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)。 「乖(guai)乖(guai)喔(wo),乖(guai)乖(guai)喔(wo)!」 哇咧(lie),到(dao)底她是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)女(nv)兒,還(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)她女(nv)兒? 「媽(ma)(ma)咪乖(guai)乖(guai)寫(xie)(xie)書(shu)喔(wo),等一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)下我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)買(mai)(mai)糖果給(gei)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)吃喔(wo)!」 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)必(bi),本人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜(xi)歡甜食! 「媽(ma)(ma)咪不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)乖(guai),妹妹不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)喜(xi)歡喔(wo)!」 嗚(wu)嗚(wu)嗚(wu),我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)才(cai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)媽(ma)(ma)咪好(hao)(hao)(hao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)好(hao)(hao)(hao)! 至(zhi)於(wu)葦(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei),他(ta)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)鬼里頭(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)五官最(zui)(zui)像(xiang)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling),個(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)(xing)(xing)最(zui)(zui)像(xiang)他(ta)老(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge),溫(wen)溫(wen)吞吞的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)(xing)(xing),脾氣好(hao)(hao)(hao)好(hao)(hao)(hao),很(hen)(hen)會(hui)(hui)(hui)看(kan)(kan)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)臉(lian)色,但(dan)有(you)(you)(you)(you)時(shi)(shi)(shi)候還(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)會(hui)(hui)(hui)氣死(si)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)償命。 「葦(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei),快(kuai),快(kuai)去(qu)買(mai)(mai)漫(man)畫(hua),九號(hao)殺手十(shi)二(er)(er)集(ji)(ji)出(chu)(chu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)!」 「喔(wo),好(hao)(hao)(hao)。」 半(ban)個(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘(zhong)頭(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)後(hou)--------- 「咦(yi)(yi)?葦(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)怎(zen)麼(ma)(ma)還(huan)(huan)沒(mei)去(qu)買(mai)(mai)?」 「游(you)戲玩一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)半(ban)啊(a)!」 「可(ke)(ke)(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)家(jia)急(ji)著要(yao)看(kan)(kan)十(shi)二(er)(er)集(ji)(ji)耶!」 「喔(wo)。」 「你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)現在(zai)馬上去(qu)買(mai)(mai)!」 「好(hao)(hao)(hao)。」 又(you)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)半(ban)個(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘(zhong)頭(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)後(hou)-------- 「耶?葦(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)怎(zen)麼(ma)(ma)還(huan)(huan)沒(mei)買(mai)(mai)回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)總要(yao)把游(you)戲結束掉吧?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)管你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni),你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)現在(zai)馬上、立刻給(gei)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)去(qu)買(mai)(mai),否則(ze)就(jiu)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)要(yao)買(mai)(mai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)!」 「好(hao)(hao)(hao)嘛,好(hao)(hao)(hao)嘛!」 另一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)半(ban)個(ge)(ge)(ge)鐘(zhong)頭(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)後(hou)-------- 「葦(wei)(wei)葦(wei)(wei)!!!」 「啊(a),哈哈,我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)睡著了(le)(le)(le)(le)!」 接(jie)下來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)連串的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)慘(can)叫,這個(ge)(ge)(ge)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)需要(yao)做(zuo)紀錄(lu),大(da)家(jia)各憑想像(xiang)即(ji)可(ke)(ke)(ke),不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)管多凄慘(can)都(dou)(dou)差(cha)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)了(le)(le)(le)(le)多少(shao)(shao)。 然後(hou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嘟(du)嘟(du),他(ta)有(you)(you)(you)(you)個(ge)(ge)(ge)習慣,放學回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)第一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)件(jian)事(shi)(shi)就(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)跑(pao)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)房(fang)里報(bao)到(dao)。 「?母??,おはよう!」 「干嘛?」 「我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)。」 「你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)干嘛?」 「回(hui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)讓你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)看(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)兒子帥(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)帥(shuai)。」 「蟋蟀(shuai)(shuai)(shuai)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)蟀(shuai)(shuai)(shuai)?好(hao)(hao)(hao)啊(a),那(nei)還(huan)(huan)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)趕(gan)緊跳一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)跳,讓我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)看(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)蟀(shuai)(shuai)(shuai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)蟀(shuai)(shuai)(shuai)!」 每天同樣的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)臺詞,他(ta)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)厭(yan)(yan),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)也(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)煩。 「嗯(ng),很(hen)(hen)好(hao)(hao)(hao),果然跳得(de)夠高,蟀(shuai)(shuai)(shuai)得(de)很(hen)(hen)!」 最(zui)(zui)後(hou)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)么QQ,家(jia)里的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)寶貝,也(ye)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)被欺負(fu)得(de)最(zui)(zui)慘(can)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)小(xiao)(xiao)家(jia)伙(huo),是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)鬼里最(zui)(zui)聰(cong)明的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge),也(ye)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)最(zui)(zui)憨傻的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge),想不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)欺負(fu)他(ta)都(dou)(dou)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)行。 「QQ,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)靠(kao)過(guo)(guo)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)點。」阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)正在(zai)看(kan)(kan)2002“惡(e)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)”古堡。 「喔(wo),好(hao)(hao)(hao)……、可(ke)(ke)(ke)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),媽(ma)(ma)咪,你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)抓我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)頭(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)發干嘛?」 「笨,媽(ma)(ma)咪看(kan)(kan)到(dao)緊張的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)時(shi)(shi)(shi)候就(jiu)會(hui)(hui)(hui)想扯東(dong)西(xi)啊(a)!」 「嗄(a)?……、啊(a),痛(tong)啊(a)~~~」 當然,大(da)家(jia)別(bie)忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)里的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)核心(xin)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)物------靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba),少(shao)(shao)了(le)(le)(le)(le)他(ta),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)家(jia)里就(jiu)繞不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出(chu)(chu)圈(quan)圈(quan)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le)。 眾所(suo)周知(zhi),靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)最(zui)(zui)疼阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling),所(suo)以(yi)他(ta)什麼(ma)(ma)都(dou)(dou)聽(ting)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de),而阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)最(zui)(zui)寵(chong)小(xiao)(xiao)孩,對(dui)(dui)(dui)小(xiao)(xiao)鬼們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)要(yao)求(qiu)幾乎是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)有(you)(you)(you)(you)求(qiu)必(bi)應,至(zhi)於(wu)小(xiao)(xiao)鬼們自然最(zui)(zui)怕老(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba),老(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)說(shuo)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi),他(ta)們絕對(dui)(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)敢(gan)(gan)說(shuo)二(er)(er)。 依照小(xiao)(xiao)鬼們的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)說(shuo)法就(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi),老(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)怕老(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma),老(lao)(lao)(lao)媽(ma)(ma)怕小(xiao)(xiao)鬼(難(nan)纏嘛!),小(xiao)(xiao)鬼怕老(lao)(lao)(lao)爸(ba)。 瞧,這個(ge)(ge)(ge)圈(quan)圈(quan)少(shao)(shao)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)角就(jiu)繞不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出(chu)(chu)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)了(le)(le)(le)(le),對(dui)(dui)(dui)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)對(dui)(dui)(dui)? 喜(xi)愛的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)作品 太多啦,但(dan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)實(shi)(shi)說(shuo),如(ru)果硬要(yao)排(pai)名(ming)(ming)次(ci)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)話,排(pai)在(zai)前幾十(shi)名(ming)(ming)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)定(ding)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)漫(man)畫(hua)。小(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)頂(ding)多看(kan)(kan)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)、兩(liang)次(ci),唯(wei)有(you)(you)(you)(you)漫(man)畫(hua)阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)才(cai)會(hui)(hui)(hui)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)看(kan)(kan)再看(kan)(kan)。 譬如(ru):冰之(zhi)(zhi)魔物語、九號(hao)殺手、墮落天使、火宵之(zhi)(zhi)月、春(chun)江花嫁曲、網球(qiu)王(wang)子、來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)自遠方、灌籃少(shao)(shao)年、偷偷愛著你(ni)(ni)(ni)(ni)、淘氣小(xiao)(xiao)親(qin)親(qin)、夢幻游(you)戲、夢幻天女(nv)、頭(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)(tou)文(wen)字D……、 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)無(wu)(wu)論是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)說(shuo)、漫(man)畫(hua),或(huo)者是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)電(dian)(dian)影、電(dian)(dian)視(shi),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)必(bi)定(ding)堅(jian)持(chi)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)個(ge)(ge)(ge)基本原則(ze),那(nei)就(jiu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi): 打(da)(da)死(si)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)(kan)悲劇! 備注(zhu) 我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)座 很(hen)(hen)久以(yi)前,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)就(jiu)知(zhi)道自己的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生日不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準,媽(ma)(ma)媽(ma)(ma)說(shuo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)晚報(bao),確實(shi)(shi)日子也(ye)忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)。時(shi)(shi)(shi)至(zhi)今日,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)看(kan)(kan)看(kan)(kan)自己的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)星(xing)座描述,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)更(geng)能確定(ding)自己的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)生日確實(shi)(shi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)準了(le)(le)(le)(le)。 性(xing)(xing)(xing)情(qing)溫(wen)和穩定(ding)? 錯(cuo),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)世界上最(zui)(zui)任性(xing)(xing)(xing)又(you)情(qing)緒化的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女(nv)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)! 絕不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)醋罈(tan)子? 又(you)錯(cuo),靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)爸(ba)膽敢(gan)(gan)多看(kan)(kan)別(bie)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)女(nv)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)眼,不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)小(xiao)(xiao)心(xin)瞄到(dao)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)也(ye)算(suan),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)回(hui)去(qu)立刻閹了(le)(le)(le)(le)他(ta)! 勇敢(gan)(gan)堅(jian)毅? 還(huan)(huan)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)錯(cuo),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)非常(chang)容易陷入悲觀的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)絕望中轉不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)出(chu)(chu)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai),所(suo)以(yi)堅(jian)持(chi)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)看(kan)(kan)悲劇的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)任何玩意兒! 溫(wen)溫(wen)吞吞動作慢? 更(geng)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)大(da)錯(cuo)特錯(cuo),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)標準的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)急(ji)性(xing)(xing)(xing)子,沒(mei)事(shi)(shi)老(lao)(lao)(lao)打(da)(da)破碗盤(pan)杯子! 不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)也(ye)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)完(wan)全不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)正確的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)要(yao)求(qiu)唯(wei)一(yi)(yi)(yi)(yi)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忠實(shi)(shi),占(zhan)有(you)(you)(you)(you)欲也(ye)非常(chang)強烈,注(zhu)重浪(lang)漫(man)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)氣氛,更(geng)喜(xi)歡大(da)自然,討厭(yan)(yan)空談講求(qiu)實(shi)(shi)際,這些都(dou)(dou)滿符合阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)個(ge)(ge)(ge)性(xing)(xing)(xing)。 阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)到(dao)底是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)什麼(ma)(ma)星(xing)座? 咦(yi)(yi)?阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)還(huan)(huan)沒(mei)講嗎(ma)?啊(a),抱歉,抱歉,阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)好(hao)(hao)(hao)像(xiang)真的(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)(de)忘(wang)了(le)(le)(le)(le)說(shuo)喔(wo),哈哈,不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)過(guo)(guo)很(hen)(hen)多人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)應該都(dou)(dou)知(zhi)道了(le)(le)(le)(le),阿(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)靈(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)(ling)是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)-------- 金牛(niu)座。 是(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)(shi)嗎(ma)?