母夜叉孟州道賣人肉 武都頭十字坡遇張青
武松問了,自(zi)和兩(liang)個公人一(yi)直奔到十字坡邊(bian)看時,為頭一(yi)株大(da)樹(shu),四五個人抱不(bu)交,上面(mian)都(dou)是枯藤纏著。看看抹過大(da)樹(shu)邊(bian),早望見一(yi)個酒店(dian),門(men)前窗檻邊(bian)坐(zuo)著一(yi)個婦人:露(lu)出(chu)綠紗衫兒(er)來(lai),頭上黃烘(hong)烘(hong)的插著一(yi)頭釵環,鬢(bin)邊(bian)插著些野花(hua)。見武松同兩(liang)個公人來(lai)到門(men)前,那(nei)婦人便走起身來(lai)迎(ying)接(jie),——下面(mian)系一(yi)條鮮紅生絹裙(qun),搽一(yi)臉胭脂鉛粉,敞開胸脯,露(lu)出(chu)桃紅紗主腰(yao),上面(mian)一(yi)色金紐。——說道:“客官,歇腳了去。本家(jia)有好酒、好肉。要(yao)點心時,好大(da)饅(man)頭!”
兩(liang)個(ge)公(gong)人(ren)(ren)和武(wu)松入到里(li)面,一副柏木(mu)桌凳(deng)座頭上(shang)(shang),兩(liang)個(ge)公(gong)人(ren)(ren)倚了(le)(le)棍棒,解(jie)下(xia)(xia)那纏(chan)袋(dai),上(shang)(shang)下(xia)(xia)肩坐了(le)(le)。武(wu)松先(xian)把脊背上(shang)(shang)包裹解(jie)下(xia)(xia)來放在桌子上(shang)(shang),解(jie)了(le)(le)腰間搭(da)膊(bo),脫下(xia)(xia)布衫。兩(liang)個(ge)公(gong)人(ren)(ren)道(dao):“這(zhe)里(li)又沒人(ren)(ren)看見,我(wo)們(men)擔(dan)些利害,且與你除(chu)了(le)(le)這(zhe)枷(jia),快活吃兩(liang)碗酒。”便與武(wu)松揭了(le)(le)封(feng)皮,除(chu)下(xia)(xia)枷(jia)來,放在桌子底下(xia)(xia),都脫了(le)(le)上(shang)(shang)半(ban)截衣裳,搭(da)在一邊窗檻上(shang)(shang)。
只(zhi)見那(nei)(nei)婦人(ren)笑(xiao)容(rong)可掬道(dao)(dao):“客官,打(da)多(duo)(duo)少酒?”武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)道(dao)(dao):“不要問多(duo)(duo)少,只(zhi)顧燙來(lai)(lai)。肉(rou)便(bian)(bian)切三(san)五斤來(lai)(lai)。一發算錢還(huan)你(ni)。”那(nei)(nei)婦人(ren)道(dao)(dao):“也有好大饅(man)(man)(man)頭(tou)。”武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)道(dao)(dao):“也把三(san)二十個(ge)來(lai)(lai)做點心。”那(nei)(nei)婦人(ren)嘻嘻地(di)笑(xiao)著入里(li)面托出一大桶酒來(lai)(lai),放下三(san)只(zhi)大碗,三(san)雙箸,切出兩(liang)盤(pan)肉(rou)來(lai)(lai),一連篩(shai)了四五巡酒,去灶上(shang)取一籠饅(man)(man)(man)頭(tou)來(lai)(lai)放在桌子上(shang)。兩(liang)個(ge)公(gong)人(ren)拿起來(lai)(lai)便(bian)(bian)吃(chi)。武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)取一個(ge)拍(pai)開看(kan)了,叫道(dao)(dao):“酒家(jia),這饅(man)(man)(man)頭(tou)是(shi)人(ren)肉(rou)的(de)(de),是(shi)狗肉(rou)的(de)(de)?”那(nei)(nei)婦人(ren)嘻嘻笑(xiao)道(dao)(dao):“客官,休要取笑(xiao)。清平世界(jie),蕩蕩乾坤,那(nei)(nei)里(li)有人(ren)肉(rou)的(de)(de)饅(man)(man)(man)頭(tou),狗肉(rou)的(de)(de)滋(zi)味。我家(jia)饅(man)(man)(man)頭(tou)積祖是(shi)黃牛(niu)的(de)(de)。”武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)道(dao)(dao):“我從來(lai)(lai)走江湖上(shang),多(duo)(duo)聽得人(ren)說道(dao)(dao):
大樹十字坡,客人誰敢那里過?肥的(de)切做饅頭餡,瘦的(de)卻把去填河!”
那婦(fu)人道(dao):“客(ke)官(guan),那得這話(hua)?這是你自捏出(chu)來(lai)的。”武松(song)道(dao):“我見這饅頭餡內有幾根(gen)毛——一像(xiang)人小便(bian)處的毛一般,以此疑(yi)忌。”武松(song)又問道(dao):“娘子,你家(jia)丈夫卻(que)怎地不(bu)見?”那婦(fu)人道(dao):“我的丈夫出(chu)外做客(ke)未回。”武松(song)道(dao):“恁地時,你獨自一個(ge)須冷(leng)落?”那婦(fu)人笑(xiao)(xiao)著尋思道(dao):“這賊(zei)配軍卻(que)不(bu)是作(zuo)死!倒來(lai)戲弄老娘,正(zheng)是‘燈蛾撲火,惹焰燒身,’不(bu)是我來(lai)尋你。我且先對(dui)付那廝!”這婦(fu)人便(bian)道(dao):“客(ke)官(guan),休要(yao)取(qu)笑(xiao)(xiao);再吃(chi)幾碗(wan)了,去(qu)后(hou)面(mian)樹下乘涼。要(yao)歇(xie),便(bian)在(zai)我家(jia)安歇(xie)不(bu)妨。”
武(wu)松(song)聽了(le)這(zhe)話(hua),自(zi)家(jia)肚(du)里(li)(li)尋思(si)道(dao)(dao):“這(zhe)婦(fu)人(ren)不懷好(hao)意(yi)了(le),你(ni)看我且(qie)先(xian)耍他!”武(wu)松(song)又道(dao)(dao):“大娘子(zi),你(ni)家(jia)這(zhe)酒好(hao)生(sheng)淡薄,別(bie)有(you)甚好(hao)酒,請我們吃(chi)幾碗。”那婦(fu)人(ren)道(dao)(dao):“有(you)些十分香美的好(hao)酒,只是(shi)渾些。”武(wu)松(song)道(dao)(dao):“最(zui)好(hao),越渾越好(hao)。”那婦(fu)人(ren)心里(li)(li)暗笑,便去里(li)(li)面(mian)托出一(yi)鏇渾色酒來。
武松(song)看(kan)了道(dao)(dao):“這(zhe)個正(zheng)是(shi)好生酒,只(zhi)(zhi)宜熱吃最好。”那(nei)(nei)婦人(ren)道(dao)(dao):“還(huan)是(shi)這(zhe)位客官省(sheng)得。我燙來你(ni)嘗(chang)看(kan)。”婦人(ren)自(zi)笑道(dao)(dao):“這(zhe)個賊(zei)配軍正(zheng)是(shi)該死!倒要熱吃!這(zhe)藥(yao)卻是(shi)發作(zuo)得快(kuai)!那(nei)(nei)廝便是(shi)我手里行貨(huo)!”燙得熱了,把(ba)將過(guo)來篩作(zuo)三碗,笑道(dao)(dao):“客官,試(shi)嘗(chang)這(zhe)酒。”兩個公(gong)人(ren)那(nei)(nei)里忍得饑渴,只(zhi)(zhi)顧拿起來吃了。
武松(song)(song)便(bian)道(dao):“娘(niang)子(zi)(zi),我從來(lai)吃(chi)不得(de)(de)寡(gua)酒(jiu)(jiu),你再切些(xie)肉(rou)來(lai)與(yu)我過口。”張得(de)(de)那婦人(ren)轉(zhuan)身入(ru)去,卻把(ba)這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)酒(jiu)(jiu)潑在(zai)(zai)僻暗處,只(zhi)虛把(ba)舌頭(tou)(tou)來(lai)咂,道(dao):“好(hao)(hao)酒(jiu)(jiu)!還(huan)是(shi)(shi)這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)個(ge)(ge)酒(jiu)(jiu)沖得(de)(de)人(ren)動(dong)!”那婦人(ren)那曾去切肉(rou);只(zhi)虛轉(zhuan)一遭,便(bian)出(chu)來(lai)拍手叫道(dao):“倒也(ye)!倒也(ye)!”那兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)公人(ren)只(zhi)見天旋地(di)轉(zhuan),噤了(le)口,望(wang)后(hou)撲(pu)地(di)便(bian)倒。武松(song)(song)也(ye)雙眼緊閉,撲(pu)地(di)仰倒在(zai)(zai)凳(deng)邊。只(zhi)聽(ting)得(de)(de)笑道(dao):“著了(le),由你奸似(si)鬼(gui),吃(chi)了(le)老娘(niang)的(de)(de)洗(xi)腳水!”便(bian)叫:“小(xiao)二(er),小(xiao)三,快(kuai)出(chu)來(lai)!”只(zhi)聽(ting)得(de)(de)飛奔(ben)出(chu)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)蠢漢(han)來(lai)。聽(ting)他(ta)先(xian)把(ba)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)公人(ren)先(xian)扛(kang)了(le)進去,這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)婦人(ren)便(bian)來(lai)桌(zhuo)上提那包裹并公人(ren)的(de)(de)纏袋。想是(shi)(shi)捏一捏,約莫里面(mian)已是(shi)(shi)金銀,只(zhi)聽(ting)得(de)(de)他(ta)大笑道(dao):“今日(ri)得(de)(de)這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)三個(ge)(ge)行貨倒有好(hao)(hao)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)日(ri)饅頭(tou)(tou)賣(mai),又得(de)(de)這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)若干東西!”聽(ting)得(de)(de)把(ba)包裹纏袋提入(ru)進去了(le),隨(sui)聽(ting)他(ta)出(chu)來(lai)看這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)漢(han)子(zi)(zi)扛(kang)抬武松(song)(song),那里扛(kang)得(de)(de)動(dong),直挺挺在(zai)(zai)地(di)下,卻似(si)有千百斤重的(de)(de)。只(zhi)聽(ting)得(de)(de)婦人(ren)喝道(dao):“你這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)鳥男女只(zhi)會吃(chi)飯吃(chi)酒(jiu)(jiu),全沒些(xie)用,直要老娘(niang)親(qin)自動(dong)手!這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)個(ge)(ge)鳥大漢(han)卻也(ye)會戲(xi)弄老娘(niang)!這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)等肥(fei)胖(pang),好(hao)(hao)做黃牛肉(rou)賣(mai)。那兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)瘦蠻子(zi)(zi)只(zhi)好(hao)(hao)做水牛肉(rou)賣(mai)。扛(kang)進去先(xian)開剝這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)廝用!”聽(ting)他(ta)一頭(tou)(tou)說,一頭(tou)(tou)想是(shi)(shi)脫那綠紗(sha)衫(shan)兒,解了(le)紅(hong)絹裙子(zi)(zi),赤膊著,便(bian)來(lai)把(ba)武松(song)(song)輕輕提將(jiang)起來(lai)。
武(wu)松就勢抱住那婦人,把兩只手(shou)一(yi)拘拘將攏來(lai),當胸前(qian)摟住;卻把兩只腿望那婦人下半截只一(yi)挾,壓(ya)在婦人身(shen)上,只見他殺豬(zhu)也似叫(jiao)將起(qi)來(lai)。那兩個漢子急待(dai)向(xiang)前(qian),被(bei)武(wu)松大喝一(yi)聲,驚得(de)呆了。
那(nei)婦(fu)人(ren)(ren)被按壓在(zai)地上,只叫道:“好漢(han)饒我!”那(nei)里(li)敢掙(zheng)扎。只見門前一人(ren)(ren)挑(tiao)一擔(dan)柴(chai)歇(xie)在(zai)門首。望(wang)見武松按倒(dao)那(nei)婦(fu)人(ren)(ren)在(zai)地上,那(nei)人(ren)(ren)大踏步跑將進來,叫道:“好漢(han)息(xi)怒!且饒恕了,小人(ren)(ren)自(zi)有話說。”
武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)跳將(jiang)起來(lai)(lai),把(ba)左(zuo)腳踏住婦人(ren)(ren),提著雙拳,看(kan)那(nei)(nei)人(ren)(ren)時,頭(tou)戴青紗(sha)凹面(mian)(mian)巾(jin);身穿白布衫,下面(mian)(mian)腿(tui)絣護膝,八(ba)搭麻鞋;腰系著纏袋;生(sheng)得三(san)拳骨叉臉兒,微有幾(ji)根髭(zi)髯(ran),年近三(san)十五六,看(kan)著武(wu)松(song)(song)(song),叉手不(bu)(bu)離(li)方(fang)寸,說道(dao)(dao):“愿(yuan)聞(wen)好漢大(da)名?”武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)道(dao)(dao):“我行不(bu)(bu)更名,坐(zuo)不(bu)(bu)改姓!都(dou)頭(tou)武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)的(de)(de)便(bian)(bian)是(shi)!”那(nei)(nei)人(ren)(ren)道(dao)(dao):“莫(mo)不(bu)(bu)是(shi)景陽岡打虎(hu)的(de)(de)武(wu)都(dou)頭(tou)?”武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)回道(dao)(dao):“然(ran)也!”那(nei)(nei)人(ren)(ren)納頭(tou)便(bian)(bian)拜道(dao)(dao):“聞(wen)名久矣,今日幸(xing)得拜識(shi)(shi)。”武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)道(dao)(dao):“你(ni)(ni)莫(mo)非是(shi)這婦人(ren)(ren)的(de)(de)丈夫?”那(nei)(nei)人(ren)(ren)道(dao)(dao):“是(shi)小(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)的(de)(de)渾家。‘有眼不(bu)(bu)識(shi)(shi)泰山’;不(bu)(bu)知怎地(di)觸犯了都(dou)頭(tou)?可看(kan)小(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)薄面(mian)(mian),望乞恕(shu)罪!”武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)慌忙放起婦人(ren)(ren)來(lai)(lai),便(bian)(bian)問(wen):“我看(kan)你(ni)(ni)夫妻(qi)兩個(ge)也不(bu)(bu)是(shi)等閑的(de)(de)人(ren)(ren),愿(yuan)求姓名。”那(nei)(nei)人(ren)(ren)便(bian)(bian)叫婦人(ren)(ren)穿了衣(yi)裳,快近前來(lai)(lai)拜了武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)。武(wu)松(song)(song)(song)道(dao)(dao):“卻才沖撞,嫂(sao)嫂(sao)休怪。”那(nei)(nei)婦人(ren)(ren)便(bian)(bian)道(dao)(dao):“有眼不(bu)(bu)識(shi)(shi)好人(ren)(ren),一時不(bu)(bu)是(shi),望伯伯恕(shu)罪。且請伯伯里面(mian)(mian)坐(zuo)地(di)。”
武松又問(wen)道:“你夫妻二位(wei)高姓大名(ming)?如(ru)何知我姓名(ming)?”那(nei)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)道:“小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)姓張(zhang),名(ming)青(qing)(qing),原是此間光(guang)明寺種(zhong)菜園子(zi)(zi)。為(wei)因(yin)一時爭些(xie)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)事,性起,把(ba)(ba)(ba)這(zhe)光(guang)明寺僧行殺了(le)(le),放把(ba)(ba)(ba)火燒做(zuo)白地(di);后來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)也(ye)沒(mei)對頭,官(guan)司也(ye)不來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)問(wen)。小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)只在此大樹坡(po)下(xia)剪徑。忽一日,有個老兒(er)(er)挑擔(dan)子(zi)(zi)過(guo)(guo)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai),小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)欺負他(ta)(ta)(ta)老,搶出(chu)(chu)去(qu)和(he)他(ta)(ta)(ta)廝并,斗了(le)(le)二十馀合(he),被那(nei)老兒(er)(er)一匾(bian)擔(dan)打(da)翻。原來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)那(nei)老兒(er)(er)年紀小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)時專一剪徑,因(yin)見(jian)小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)手(shou)(shou)腳活便,帶小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)歸(gui)去(qu)到城里(li)(li)(li)(li),教了(le)(le)許多本事,又把(ba)(ba)(ba)這(zhe)個女(nv)兒(er)(er)招贅小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)做(zuo)了(le)(le)女(nv)婿。城里(li)(li)(li)(li)怎(zen)地(di)住得(de)(de),只得(de)(de)依舊來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)此間蓋(gai)些(xie)草屋(wu),賣酒(jiu)為(wei)生;實是只等客(ke)商過(guo)(guo)住,有那(nei)些(xie)入眼(yan)的,便把(ba)(ba)(ba)些(xie)蒙汗藥與他(ta)(ta)(ta)吃了(le)(le)便死,將大塊好(hao)肉切做(zuo)黃牛肉賣,零(ling)碎小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)肉做(zuo)餡(xian)子(zi)(zi)包(bao)饅頭。小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)每(mei)日也(ye)挑些(xie)去(qu)村里(li)(li)(li)(li)賣。如(ru)此度日。小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)因(yin)好(hao)結識江(jiang)湖上(shang)好(hao)漢,人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)都(dou)(dou)叫小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)做(zuo)菜園子(zi)(zi)張(zhang)青(qing)(qing)。俺這(zhe)渾(hun)家(jia)姓孫(sun),全學得(de)(de)他(ta)(ta)(ta)父親(qin)本事,人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)都(dou)(dou)喚(huan)他(ta)(ta)(ta)做(zuo)母夜叉孫(sun)二娘。小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)卻才回來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai),聽得(de)(de)渾(hun)家(jia)叫喚(huan),誰想得(de)(de)遇都(dou)(dou)頭!小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)多曾分(fen)付渾(hun)家(jia)道:‘三等人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)不可壞(huai)他(ta)(ta)(ta):第一是云游僧道,他(ta)(ta)(ta)不曾受用(yong)過(guo)(guo)分(fen)了(le)(le),又是出(chu)(chu)家(jia)的人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)。……’則恁地(di),也(ye)爭些(xie)兒(er)(er)壞(huai)了(le)(le)一個驚天動地(di)的人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren):原是延安(an)府老種(zhong)經略相公帳前提轄,姓魯(lu),名(ming)達;為(wei)因(yin)三拳(quan)打(da)死了(le)(le)一個鎮關西,逃(tao)走上(shang)五臺山落(luo)發(fa)為(wei)僧;因(yin)他(ta)(ta)(ta)脊梁上(shang)有花(hua)繡,江(jiang)湖上(shang)都(dou)(dou)呼他(ta)(ta)(ta) 做(zuo)花(hua)和(he)尚魯(lu)智深(shen);使(shi)一條渾(hun)鐵禪杖,重六(liu)十來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai)斤;也(ye)從這(zhe)里(li)(li)(li)(li)經過(guo)(guo)。渾(hun)家(jia)見(jian)他(ta)(ta)(ta)生得(de)(de)肥胖,酒(jiu)里(li)(li)(li)(li)下(xia)了(le)(le)些(xie)蒙汗藥,扛入在作坊里(li)(li)(li)(li)。正要動手(shou)(shou)開剝,小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)恰好(hao)歸(gui)來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai),見(jian)他(ta)(ta)(ta)那(nei)條禪杖非俗,卻慌(huang)忙把(ba)(ba)(ba)解藥救起來(lai)(lai)(lai)(lai),結拜為(wei)兄。打(da)聽他(ta)(ta)(ta)近日占了(le)(le)二龍山寶珠寺,和(he)一個甚么青(qing)(qing)面獸楊志霸(ba)在那(nei)方落(luo)草。小(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)幾番收得(de)(de)他(ta)(ta)(ta)相招的書信,只是不能夠去(qu)。……
武松道(dao):“這兩個(ge),我也(ye)在(zai)(zai)江湖上多聞他(ta)(ta)名。”張青道(dao):“只(zhi)可(ke)惜了一(yi)(yi)個(ge)頭(tou)陀(tuo),長(chang)七八尺,一(yi)(yi)條大漢,也(ye)把來(lai)麻壞了!小人(ren)(ren)(ren)歸(gui)得(de)(de)遲了些個(ge),已(yi)把他(ta)(ta)卸下四足。如今(jin)只(zhi)留得(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)個(ge)箍(gu)頭(tou)的(de)鐵(tie)界(jie)尺,一(yi)(yi)領皂直(zhi)裰,一(yi)(yi)張度牒在(zai)(zai)此。別的(de)不(bu)(bu)(bu)打緊(jin),有兩件(jian)(jian)物(wu)最難得(de)(de):一(yi)(yi)件(jian)(jian)是一(yi)(yi)百(bai)單八顆人(ren)(ren)(ren)頂骨做成的(de)數珠(zhu),一(yi)(yi)件(jian)(jian)是兩把雪花鑌鐵(tie)打成的(de)戒刀。想這頭(tou)陀(tuo)也(ye)自殺人(ren)(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)少,直(zhi)到如今(jin),那刀要便半(ban)夜里(li)(li)嘯響。小人(ren)(ren)(ren)只(zhi)恨道(dao)不(bu)(bu)(bu)曾救(jiu)得(de)(de)這個(ge)人(ren)(ren)(ren),心里(li)(li)常常憶念他(ta)(ta)。‘第(di)二是江湖上行院妓女(nv)之人(ren)(ren)(ren),他(ta)(ta)們(men)是沖州撞府,逢場作戲,陪(pei)了多少小心得(de)(de)來(lai)的(de)錢物(wu);若還結果了他(ta)(ta),那廝們(men)你我相傳,去戲臺上說得(de)(de)我等江湖上好漢不(bu)(bu)(bu)英雄。’又分付渾家(jia):‘第(di)三是各(ge)處犯罪(zui)流配的(de)人(ren)(ren)(ren),中間(jian)多有好漢在(zai)(zai)里(li)(li)頭(tou),切不(bu)(bu)(bu)可(ke)壞他(ta)(ta)。’不(bu)(bu)(bu)想渾家(jia)不(bu)(bu)(bu)依小人(ren)(ren)(ren)的(de)言語,今(jin)日又沖撞了都(dou)頭(tou)。幸喜小人(ren)(ren)(ren)歸(gui)得(de)(de)早(zao)些。——卻是如何起了這片心?”
母夜叉孫二娘道:“本是(shi)不肯(ken)下手;一者見伯伯包裹(guo)沈重,二乃怪伯伯說起(qi)風話,因(yin)(yin)此(ci)一時起(qi)意。”武松道:“我(wo)是(shi)斬頭瀝(li)血的人,何(he)肯(ken)戲弄良(liang)人。我(wo)見嫂(sao)嫂(sao)瞧得(de)我(wo)包裹(guo)緊,先疑忌了(le),因(yin)(yin)此(ci),特(te)地說些(xie)風話,漏你(ni)下手。那碗酒,我(wo)已潑了(le),假(jia)做中毒。你(ni)果(guo)然來提我(wo)。一時拿(na)住,甚是(shi)沖撞(zhuang)了(le),嫂(sao)嫂(sao)休(xiu)怪。”
張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)大(da)笑起來(lai),便請武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)直到后(hou)面客席里坐定。武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)道(dao):“兄長,你(ni)且放出那(nei)兩(liang)(liang)個公(gong)人(ren)則個。”張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)便引武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)到人(ren)肉作坊(fang)里;看時,見壁上(shang)繃著(zhu)(zhu)幾張(zhang)(zhang)人(ren)皮,梁上(shang)吊(diao)著(zhu)(zhu)五(wu)七條人(ren)腿(tui)。見那(nei)兩(liang)(liang)個公(gong)人(ren),一(yi)顛一(yi)倒,挺著(zhu)(zhu)在(zai)剝(bo)人(ren)凳(deng)上(shang)。武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)道(dao):“大(da)哥(ge),你(ni)且救起他兩(liang)(liang)個來(lai)。”張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)道(dao):“請問都頭,今得(de)何(he)罪?配到何(he)處去?” 武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)把殺西門慶(qing)并(bing)嫂的緣由(you)一(yi)一(yi)說(shuo)(shuo)了一(yi)遍。張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)夫(fu)妻(qi)兩(liang)(liang)個歡喜不盡,便對武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)說(shuo)(shuo)道(dao):“小人(ren)有句話,未知都頭如何(he)?”武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)道(dao):“大(da)哥(ge),但(dan)說(shuo)(shuo)不妨。”
張青不慌不忙,對武(wu)松說出那(nei)幾句話來(lai),有分教(jiao)武(wu)松大鬧了孟州城,哄動了安(an)平(ping)寨。直教(jiao)打翻(fan)拽象(xiang)拖(tuo)牛漢,
話(hua)說當下(xia)張(zhang)(zhang)(zhang)青對武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)(song)(song)(song)說道:“不(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)(shi)小人(ren)(ren)心歹;比及都頭(tou)去(qu)牢城營里(li)受苦,不(bu)(bu)若(ruo)就這(zhe)里(li)把兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)公(gong)(gong)(gong)人(ren)(ren)做(zuo)翻,且只(zhi)(zhi)在(zai)小人(ren)(ren)家里(li)過幾時。若(ruo)是(shi)(shi)(shi)都頭(tou)肯去(qu)落草(cao)時,小人(ren)(ren)親自(zi)送(song)至(zhi)二(er)(er)龍山寶珠寺與(yu)(yu)魯智深相聚(ju)入(ru)夥。如何?”武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)(song)(song)(song)道:“最是(shi)(shi)(shi)兄長好心顧盼小弟。只(zhi)(zhi)是(shi)(shi)(shi)一(yi)件,武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)(song)(song)(song)平生只(zhi)(zhi)要打(da)天下(xia)硬漢(han)。這(zhe)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)公(gong)(gong)(gong)人(ren)(ren)於我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)分上只(zhi)(zhi)是(shi)(shi)(shi)小心,一(yi)路上伏(fu)侍我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)來(lai),我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)若(ruo)害了(le)(le)他(ta)(ta),天理也不(bu)(bu)容我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)。你若(ruo)敬愛我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)時,便(bian)與(yu)(yu)我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)救(jiu)起他(ta)(ta)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)來(lai),不(bu)(bu)可(ke)害他(ta)(ta)。”張(zhang)(zhang)(zhang)青道:“都頭(tou)既然如此仗義,小人(ren)(ren)便(bian)救(jiu)醒了(le)(le)。”當下(xia)張(zhang)(zhang)(zhang)青叫火(huo)家便(bian)從(cong)剝(bo)人(ren)(ren)凳上攙起兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)公(gong)(gong)(gong)人(ren)(ren)來(lai),孫(sun)(sun)二(er)(er)娘(niang)便(bian)去(qu)調一(yi)碗解藥來(lai)。張(zhang)(zhang)(zhang)青扯住耳朵灌將(jiang)下(xia)去(qu)。沒半個(ge)時辰(chen),兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)公(gong)(gong)(gong)人(ren)(ren)如夢中睡覺的一(yi)般(ban),爬將(jiang)起來(lai),看(kan)了(le)(le)武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)(song)(song)(song)說道:“我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)們(men)(men)卻如何醉(zui)在(zai)這(zhe)里(li)?這(zhe)家恁么好酒(jiu)!我(wo)(wo)(wo)(wo)們(men)(men)又吃不(bu)(bu)多,便(bian)恁地醉(zui)了(le)(le)!記著他(ta)(ta)家,回來(lai)再問(wen)他(ta)(ta)買吃!” 武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)(song)(song)(song)笑將(jiang)起來(lai)。張(zhang)(zhang)(zhang)青、孫(sun)(sun)二(er)(er)娘(niang)也笑。兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)公(gong)(gong)(gong)人(ren)(ren)正不(bu)(bu)知怎地。那兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)火(huo)家自(zi)去(qu)宰(zai)殺雞鵝,煮得熟了(le)(le),整(zheng)頓杯盤端坐。張(zhang)(zhang)(zhang)青教擺在(zai)后面葡(pu)萄(tao)架下(xia),放(fang)了(le)(le)桌凳坐頭(tou)。張(zhang)(zhang)(zhang)青便(bian)邀(yao)武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)(song)(song)(song)并兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)公(gong)(gong)(gong)人(ren)(ren)到后園內。武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)(song)(song)(song)便(bian)讓兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)公(gong)(gong)(gong)人(ren)(ren)上面坐了(le)(le),張(zhang)(zhang)(zhang)青、武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)(song)(song)(song)在(zai)下(xia)面朝上坐了(le)(le),孫(sun)(sun)二(er)(er)娘(niang)坐在(zai)橫頭(tou),兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)漢(han)子輪番斟酒(jiu),來(lai)往搬擺盤饌(zhuan)。張(zhang)(zhang)(zhang)青勸武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)(song)(song)(song)飲酒(jiu);至(zhi)晚,取出那兩(liang)(liang)(liang)口戒刀來(lai),叫武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)(song)(song)(song)看(kan)了(le)(le),果是(shi)(shi)(shi)鑌鐵(tie)打(da)的,非一(yi)日之(zhi)功(gong)。兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)又說些江湖(hu)上好漢(han)的勾當,卻是(shi)(shi)(shi)殺人(ren)(ren)放(fang)火(huo)的事。
武(wu)松(song)(song)又說:“山東及(ji)時(shi)雨宋公明仗義疏財,如此豪杰,如今(jin)也為(wei)事(shi)逃在柴(chai)大官人莊上。”兩個(ge)(ge)公人聽得(de),驚(jing)得(de)呆了,只是下拜。武(wu)松(song)(song)道:“難得(de)你兩個(ge)(ge)送我(wo)到(dao)這里了,終不成有害你之心。我(wo)等江(jiang)湖上好漢們說話,你休要吃(chi)驚(jing)。我(wo)們并(bing)不肯害為(wei)善的人。你只顧(gu)吃(chi)酒(jiu),明日到(dao)孟州時(shi),自(zi)有相(xiang)謝。”當(dang)晚(wan)就張(zhang)青家里歇了。
次日,武(wu)松(song)(song)要行(xing),張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)那(nei)里(li)肯放,一連(lian)留住管待了三(san)(san)日。武(wu)松(song)(song)忽(hu)然感(gan)(gan)激張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)夫妻兩個。論年(nian)齒,張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)卻(que)長武(wu)松(song)(song)九(jiu)年(nian),因(yin)此(ci),張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)便把武(wu)松(song)(song)結拜為弟。武(wu)松(song)(song)再辭了要行(xing)。張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)又置酒送(song)路,取出(chu)(chu)行(xing)李、包裹、纏袋,來交還了,又送(song)十來兩銀子與武(wu)松(song)(song),把二三(san)(san)兩碎銀子赍發(fa)兩個公人。武(wu)松(song)(song)就把這十兩銀子一發(fa)與了兩個公人,再帶(dai)上行(xing)枷,依(yi)舊(jiu)貼了封皮(pi)。張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)和(he)孫二娘送(song)出(chu)(chu)門(men)前。武(wu)松(song)(song)忽(hu)然感(gan)(gan)激,只(zhi)得(de)灑(sa)淚別了,取路投孟州來。
孫二(er)娘(niang)在中國民(min)間(jian)也算是小(xiao)有(you)名氣(qi)的(de)(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)(yi)員,提(ti)起她(ta)(ta)(ta),就(jiu)讓(rang)人(ren)(ren)(ren)不得不想到(dao)她(ta)(ta)(ta)那一(yi)(yi)(yi)手做的(de)(de)(de)香噴(pen)噴(pen)的(de)(de)(de)人(ren)(ren)(ren)肉包(bao)(bao)子。孫二(er)娘(niang)慣常做人(ren)(ren)(ren)肉包(bao)(bao)子,也算是另類的(de)(de)(de)“取之于民(min)用之于民(min)”。用武(wu)松的(de)(de)(de)話來說(shuo),“肥的(de)(de)(de)切做饅頭餡,瘦的(de)(de)(de)拿走去填河”,真正做到(dao)了羚羊掛(gua)角無跡可尋,標準(zhun)屬(shu)于“吃(chi)人(ren)(ren)(ren)不吐骨(gu)頭”類型(xing)!孫二(er)娘(niang)和(he)別的(de)(de)(de)江湖人(ren)(ren)(ren)物(wu)一(yi)(yi)(yi)樣,有(you)著一(yi)(yi)(yi)身的(de)(de)(de)義(yi)氣(qi),為了拜把(ba)子兄弟武(wu)松,她(ta)(ta)(ta)能舍棄自己(ji)的(de)(de)(de)家業(ye),帶著老公(gong)就(jiu)上(shang)山落草。她(ta)(ta)(ta)敢(gan)愛敢(gan)恨(hen),風(feng)騷大(da)膽的(de)(de)(de)性(xing)格,堪稱野(ye)蠻女友(you)的(de)(de)(de)典范。