母夜叉孟州道賣人肉 武都頭十字坡遇張青
武(wu)松(song)問了,自和兩(liang)個公(gong)人一直奔到十字坡邊看時(shi),為頭(tou)一株大樹(shu),四五個人抱不交,上面(mian)都是枯藤(teng)纏著(zhu)(zhu)。看看抹過大樹(shu)邊,早望見一個酒店,門前窗檻邊坐著(zhu)(zhu)一個婦人:露(lu)出(chu)綠(lv)紗(sha)衫(shan)兒來,頭(tou)上黃烘烘的插(cha)著(zhu)(zhu)一頭(tou)釵環(huan),鬢邊插(cha)著(zhu)(zhu)些野花(hua)。見武(wu)松(song)同兩(liang)個公(gong)人來到門前,那婦人便走(zou)起身來迎接,——下面(mian)系一條鮮(xian)紅生(sheng)絹裙,搽一臉胭脂鉛粉,敞開胸(xiong)脯,露(lu)出(chu)桃紅紗(sha)主(zhu)腰,上面(mian)一色金紐。——說道:“客官(guan),歇腳(jiao)了去。本(ben)家有好酒、好肉。要點心時(shi),好大饅頭(tou)!”
兩(liang)個(ge)公人(ren)和武松(song)入到里面,一(yi)副柏木桌凳座頭(tou)上(shang)(shang)(shang),兩(liang)個(ge)公人(ren)倚(yi)了(le)棍棒,解(jie)下那纏袋,上(shang)(shang)(shang)下肩坐了(le)。武松(song)先把脊背(bei)上(shang)(shang)(shang)包裹解(jie)下來放在桌子(zi)上(shang)(shang)(shang),解(jie)了(le)腰間搭膊,脫(tuo)(tuo)下布(bu)衫。兩(liang)個(ge)公人(ren)道:“這(zhe)里又(you)沒(mei)人(ren)看(kan)見,我們擔些利害(hai),且與你(ni)除了(le)這(zhe)枷(jia),快活吃(chi)兩(liang)碗(wan)酒。”便與武松(song)揭了(le)封(feng)皮,除下枷(jia)來,放在桌子(zi)底下,都脫(tuo)(tuo)了(le)上(shang)(shang)(shang)半截(jie)衣裳,搭在一(yi)邊窗檻(jian)上(shang)(shang)(shang)。
只見那(nei)婦人(ren)笑(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)容可掬(ju)道(dao):“客(ke)官(guan),打多(duo)少(shao)(shao)酒(jiu)?”武松道(dao):“不(bu)要問多(duo)少(shao)(shao),只顧燙來(lai)。肉便切(qie)三五(wu)(wu)斤來(lai)。一(yi)(yi)發算錢還你(ni)。”那(nei)婦人(ren)道(dao):“也(ye)有好大(da)(da)饅(man)(man)(man)頭(tou)。”武松道(dao):“也(ye)把三二十個來(lai)做點心。”那(nei)婦人(ren)嘻(xi)(xi)嘻(xi)(xi)地笑(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)著(zhu)入里面托出(chu)一(yi)(yi)大(da)(da)桶酒(jiu)來(lai),放下三只大(da)(da)碗(wan),三雙箸,切(qie)出(chu)兩(liang)盤肉來(lai),一(yi)(yi)連篩了(le)四(si)五(wu)(wu)巡酒(jiu),去灶上(shang)(shang)取(qu)(qu)一(yi)(yi)籠饅(man)(man)(man)頭(tou)來(lai)放在桌(zhuo)子上(shang)(shang)。兩(liang)個公人(ren)拿起來(lai)便吃。武松取(qu)(qu)一(yi)(yi)個拍(pai)開看了(le),叫(jiao)道(dao):“酒(jiu)家,這饅(man)(man)(man)頭(tou)是人(ren)肉的(de),是狗肉的(de)?”那(nei)婦人(ren)嘻(xi)(xi)嘻(xi)(xi)笑(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)道(dao):“客(ke)官(guan),休要取(qu)(qu)笑(xiao)(xiao)(xiao)。清(qing)平(ping)世界,蕩(dang)蕩(dang)乾(qian)坤,那(nei)里有人(ren)肉的(de)饅(man)(man)(man)頭(tou),狗肉的(de)滋味(wei)。我家饅(man)(man)(man)頭(tou)積祖是黃牛的(de)。”武松道(dao):“我從來(lai)走江湖(hu)上(shang)(shang),多(duo)聽得人(ren)說道(dao):
大樹十字(zi)坡,客人誰(shui)敢那里過?肥的切做(zuo)饅頭餡,瘦的卻把去(qu)填河!”
那(nei)婦(fu)(fu)人(ren)(ren)道(dao):“客官,那(nei)得這(zhe)話?這(zhe)是(shi)你自捏出來的。”武松(song)(song)道(dao):“我見這(zhe)饅頭(tou)餡內有幾根毛——一像人(ren)(ren)小便(bian)處的毛一般,以此疑忌。”武松(song)(song)又問(wen)道(dao):“娘子(zi),你家丈(zhang)夫卻怎地不見?”那(nei)婦(fu)(fu)人(ren)(ren)道(dao):“我的丈(zhang)夫出外做客未(wei)回(hui)。”武松(song)(song)道(dao):“恁地時,你獨自一個須冷(leng)落?”那(nei)婦(fu)(fu)人(ren)(ren)笑著尋思道(dao):“這(zhe)賊配軍卻不是(shi)作死!倒來戲弄老(lao)娘,正是(shi)‘燈蛾撲(pu)火,惹焰燒身,’不是(shi)我來尋你。我且先(xian)對付那(nei)廝(si)!”這(zhe)婦(fu)(fu)人(ren)(ren)便(bian)道(dao):“客官,休要取(qu)笑;再吃幾碗了,去后面(mian)樹下乘(cheng)涼(liang)。要歇,便(bian)在(zai)我家安歇不妨。”
武(wu)松(song)聽了(le)這話,自家(jia)肚里尋(xun)思(si)道:“這婦人(ren)不懷好(hao)(hao)意了(le),你看我且(qie)先耍他!”武(wu)松(song)又(you)道:“大(da)娘子(zi),你家(jia)這酒好(hao)(hao)生淡薄,別有(you)甚好(hao)(hao)酒,請我們吃(chi)幾碗。”那婦人(ren)道:“有(you)些十(shi)分(fen)香美的好(hao)(hao)酒,只是渾(hun)(hun)些。”武(wu)松(song)道:“最好(hao)(hao),越渾(hun)(hun)越好(hao)(hao)。”那婦人(ren)心(xin)里暗(an)笑,便去里面托出(chu)一(yi)鏇渾(hun)(hun)色(se)酒來。
武松看了道(dao)(dao):“這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)個(ge)(ge)正是(shi)(shi)好生(sheng)酒(jiu)(jiu),只宜熱(re)吃(chi)最好。”那(nei)婦(fu)人道(dao)(dao):“還是(shi)(shi)這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)位客(ke)官(guan)省得(de)。我燙(tang)來你(ni)嘗看。”婦(fu)人自笑(xiao)道(dao)(dao):“這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)個(ge)(ge)賊配軍正是(shi)(shi)該死!倒要(yao)熱(re)吃(chi)!這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)藥卻(que)是(shi)(shi)發作(zuo)得(de)快!那(nei)廝便是(shi)(shi)我手里(li)(li)行貨(huo)!”燙(tang)得(de)熱(re)了,把將(jiang)過來篩作(zuo)三碗,笑(xiao)道(dao)(dao):“客(ke)官(guan),試(shi)嘗這(zhe)(zhe)(zhe)酒(jiu)(jiu)。”兩個(ge)(ge)公人那(nei)里(li)(li)忍得(de)饑渴,只顧拿起來吃(chi)了。
武(wu)松(song)(song)便(bian)道(dao)(dao):“娘(niang)(niang)子(zi)(zi),我從來(lai)(lai)吃(chi)(chi)不得(de)(de)(de)寡酒,你再切些肉(rou)來(lai)(lai)與我過口(kou)。”張得(de)(de)(de)那(nei)婦(fu)(fu)人(ren)(ren)轉身(shen)入(ru)去(qu)(qu)(qu)(qu)(qu),卻把(ba)(ba)這酒潑在僻暗(an)處,只(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)虛(xu)把(ba)(ba)舌頭(tou)來(lai)(lai)咂,道(dao)(dao):“好(hao)酒!還是(shi)這個(ge)酒沖得(de)(de)(de)人(ren)(ren)動!”那(nei)婦(fu)(fu)人(ren)(ren)那(nei)曾去(qu)(qu)(qu)(qu)(qu)切肉(rou);只(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)虛(xu)轉一遭,便(bian)出(chu)(chu)(chu)(chu)來(lai)(lai)拍手(shou)(shou)叫道(dao)(dao):“倒(dao)也(ye)(ye)(ye)!倒(dao)也(ye)(ye)(ye)!”那(nei)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)公人(ren)(ren)只(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)見天旋地轉,噤了(le)口(kou),望(wang)后撲地便(bian)倒(dao)。武(wu)松(song)(song)也(ye)(ye)(ye)雙眼緊閉,撲地仰(yang)倒(dao)在凳邊。只(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)聽(ting)得(de)(de)(de)笑(xiao)道(dao)(dao):“著(zhu)(zhu)了(le),由你奸(jian)似(si)鬼(gui),吃(chi)(chi)了(le)老(lao)娘(niang)(niang)的(de)(de)洗(xi)腳水!”便(bian)叫:“小二(er),小三,快出(chu)(chu)(chu)(chu)來(lai)(lai)!”只(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)聽(ting)得(de)(de)(de)飛奔出(chu)(chu)(chu)(chu)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)蠢漢來(lai)(lai)。聽(ting)他(ta)(ta)先(xian)把(ba)(ba)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)公人(ren)(ren)先(xian)扛了(le)進(jin)去(qu)(qu)(qu)(qu)(qu),這婦(fu)(fu)人(ren)(ren)便(bian)來(lai)(lai)桌上提(ti)那(nei)包(bao)裹并公人(ren)(ren)的(de)(de)纏(chan)袋。想(xiang)是(shi)捏一捏,約莫(mo)里面已是(shi)金銀,只(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)聽(ting)得(de)(de)(de)他(ta)(ta)大(da)笑(xiao)道(dao)(dao):“今日(ri)得(de)(de)(de)這三個(ge)行貨倒(dao)有好(hao)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)日(ri)饅頭(tou)賣(mai),又得(de)(de)(de)這若干東西!”聽(ting)得(de)(de)(de)把(ba)(ba)包(bao)裹纏(chan)袋提(ti)入(ru)進(jin)去(qu)(qu)(qu)(qu)(qu)了(le),隨聽(ting)他(ta)(ta)出(chu)(chu)(chu)(chu)來(lai)(lai)看這兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)漢子(zi)(zi)扛抬(tai)武(wu)松(song)(song),那(nei)里扛得(de)(de)(de)動,直挺挺在地下(xia),卻似(si)有千百斤(jin)重的(de)(de)。只(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)聽(ting)得(de)(de)(de)婦(fu)(fu)人(ren)(ren)喝道(dao)(dao):“你這鳥(niao)男女只(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)會吃(chi)(chi)飯吃(chi)(chi)酒,全沒些用,直要老(lao)娘(niang)(niang)親自動手(shou)(shou)!這個(ge)鳥(niao)大(da)漢卻也(ye)(ye)(ye)會戲弄(nong)老(lao)娘(niang)(niang)!這等(deng)肥胖(pang),好(hao)做黃牛肉(rou)賣(mai)。那(nei)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)瘦蠻子(zi)(zi)只(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)(zhi)好(hao)做水牛肉(rou)賣(mai)。扛進(jin)去(qu)(qu)(qu)(qu)(qu)先(xian)開(kai)剝這廝用!”聽(ting)他(ta)(ta)一頭(tou)說,一頭(tou)想(xiang)是(shi)脫(tuo)那(nei)綠紗衫兒,解了(le)紅絹裙子(zi)(zi),赤(chi)膊著(zhu)(zhu),便(bian)來(lai)(lai)把(ba)(ba)武(wu)松(song)(song)輕(qing)輕(qing)提(ti)將起來(lai)(lai)。
武松就勢(shi)抱住那婦人(ren)(ren),把(ba)兩只手一(yi)拘拘將攏來,當胸前摟住;卻把(ba)兩只腿望(wang)那婦人(ren)(ren)下(xia)半截只一(yi)挾,壓在婦人(ren)(ren)身上,只見他殺豬(zhu)也似叫將起來。那兩個漢子急待向前,被武松大(da)喝一(yi)聲,驚得呆了。
那婦(fu)人被按壓在地(di)上,只叫道:“好漢(han)饒我!”那里敢掙(zheng)扎。只見門(men)前一人挑一擔柴歇在門(men)首。望見武(wu)松按倒那婦(fu)人在地(di)上,那人大踏步跑將進來(lai),叫道:“好漢(han)息怒!且(qie)饒恕了,小人自(zi)有(you)話說。”
武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)跳將起(qi)來,把左腳踏住婦(fu)人(ren)(ren),提著雙拳(quan),看(kan)那人(ren)(ren)時,頭(tou)(tou)戴青紗凹面巾(jin);身(shen)穿白布衫,下(xia)面腿絣護膝,八搭(da)麻鞋;腰(yao)系著纏(chan)袋;生得(de)三拳(quan)骨叉臉兒,微(wei)有(you)(you)幾根髭髯,年近(jin)(jin)三十五六,看(kan)著武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song),叉手不(bu)離方寸,說道:“愿聞(wen)好(hao)漢大名(ming)?”武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)道:“我行不(bu)更名(ming),坐不(bu)改(gai)姓(xing)!都頭(tou)(tou)武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)的便是!”那人(ren)(ren)道:“莫(mo)不(bu)是景陽岡打(da)虎(hu)的武(wu)(wu)都頭(tou)(tou)?”武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)回(hui)道:“然也!”那人(ren)(ren)納(na)頭(tou)(tou)便拜道:“聞(wen)名(ming)久矣,今(jin)日幸得(de)拜識(shi)。”武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)道:“你莫(mo)非(fei)是這婦(fu)人(ren)(ren)的丈夫(fu)?”那人(ren)(ren)道:“是小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)的渾家。‘有(you)(you)眼(yan)不(bu)識(shi)泰山’;不(bu)知(zhi)怎地(di)(di)觸犯了都頭(tou)(tou)?可看(kan)小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)薄面,望(wang)乞恕罪(zui)!”武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)慌忙放起(qi)婦(fu)人(ren)(ren)來,便問(wen):“我看(kan)你夫(fu)妻兩個也不(bu)是等(deng)閑的人(ren)(ren),愿求姓(xing)名(ming)。”那人(ren)(ren)便叫婦(fu)人(ren)(ren)穿了衣裳(shang),快近(jin)(jin)前來拜了武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)。武(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)道:“卻才沖(chong)撞(zhuang),嫂(sao)嫂(sao)休怪。”那婦(fu)人(ren)(ren)便道:“有(you)(you)眼(yan)不(bu)識(shi)好(hao)人(ren)(ren),一時不(bu)是,望(wang)伯(bo)(bo)伯(bo)(bo)恕罪(zui)。且請伯(bo)(bo)伯(bo)(bo)里面坐地(di)(di)。”
武松又問道:“你夫妻二位高姓(xing)(xing)大(da)名(ming)(ming)?如(ru)何知我姓(xing)(xing)名(ming)(ming)?”那(nei)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)道:“小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)姓(xing)(xing)張,名(ming)(ming)青(qing)(qing),原是(shi)此間光(guang)明寺種菜(cai)園(yuan)子(zi)。為因(yin)一(yi)時(shi)爭些(xie)(xie)(xie)小(xiao)事(shi)(shi),性起,把(ba)這光(guang)明寺僧行殺(sha)了(le)(le)(le),放(fang)把(ba)火燒做(zuo)白地;后(hou)來(lai)(lai)(lai)也(ye)沒對頭(tou),官司也(ye)不(bu)來(lai)(lai)(lai)問。小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)只(zhi)在(zai)此大(da)樹坡下剪徑。忽一(yi)日,有(you)個(ge)老兒(er)(er)(er)挑擔子(zi)過(guo)來(lai)(lai)(lai),小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)欺負他(ta)老,搶(qiang)出(chu)去和(he)他(ta)廝并,斗了(le)(le)(le)二十(shi)馀合,被那(nei)老兒(er)(er)(er)一(yi)匾擔打翻。原來(lai)(lai)(lai)那(nei)老兒(er)(er)(er)年紀(ji)小(xiao)時(shi)專一(yi)剪徑,因(yin)見(jian)小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)手(shou)腳活便(bian),帶小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)歸去到城(cheng)里(li)(li),教了(le)(le)(le)許多(duo)本事(shi)(shi),又把(ba)這個(ge)女(nv)兒(er)(er)(er)招贅小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)做(zuo)了(le)(le)(le)女(nv)婿。城(cheng)里(li)(li)怎(zen)地住得(de)(de),只(zhi)得(de)(de)依舊(jiu)來(lai)(lai)(lai)此間蓋些(xie)(xie)(xie)草屋,賣(mai)酒為生;實是(shi)只(zhi)等客商過(guo)住,有(you)那(nei)些(xie)(xie)(xie)入眼(yan)的,便(bian)把(ba)些(xie)(xie)(xie)蒙汗藥(yao)與(yu)他(ta)吃了(le)(le)(le)便(bian)死(si),將(jiang)大(da)塊(kuai)好(hao)肉切(qie)做(zuo)黃牛肉賣(mai),零(ling)碎(sui)小(xiao)肉做(zuo)餡子(zi)包饅(man)頭(tou)。小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)每日也(ye)挑些(xie)(xie)(xie)去村里(li)(li)賣(mai)。如(ru)此度日。小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)因(yin)好(hao)結識江(jiang)湖上好(hao)漢(han),人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)都叫(jiao)小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)做(zuo)菜(cai)園(yuan)子(zi)張青(qing)(qing)。俺這渾(hun)家姓(xing)(xing)孫,全學得(de)(de)他(ta)父親本事(shi)(shi),人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)都喚他(ta)做(zuo)母夜叉孫二娘。小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)卻才回來(lai)(lai)(lai),聽得(de)(de)渾(hun)家叫(jiao)喚,誰想(xiang)得(de)(de)遇(yu)都頭(tou)!小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)多(duo)曾分付(fu)渾(hun)家道:‘三等人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)不(bu)可壞(huai)他(ta):第一(yi)是(shi)云游僧道,他(ta)不(bu)曾受用(yong)過(guo)分了(le)(le)(le),又是(shi)出(chu)家的人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)。……’則恁地,也(ye)爭些(xie)(xie)(xie)兒(er)(er)(er)壞(huai)了(le)(le)(le)一(yi)個(ge)驚天動(dong)地的人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren):原是(shi)延安府老種經略相(xiang)公(gong)帳前提轄,姓(xing)(xing)魯,名(ming)(ming)達(da);為因(yin)三拳打死(si)了(le)(le)(le)一(yi)個(ge)鎮關西,逃走(zou)上五臺(tai)山落發為僧;因(yin)他(ta)脊(ji)梁上有(you)花(hua)繡,江(jiang)湖上都呼他(ta) 做(zuo)花(hua)和(he)尚魯智深;使一(yi)條(tiao)渾(hun)鐵禪杖(zhang),重六(liu)十(shi)來(lai)(lai)(lai)斤;也(ye)從這里(li)(li)經過(guo)。渾(hun)家見(jian)他(ta)生得(de)(de)肥(fei)胖,酒里(li)(li)下了(le)(le)(le)些(xie)(xie)(xie)蒙汗藥(yao),扛入在(zai)作(zuo)坊里(li)(li)。正(zheng)要(yao)動(dong)手(shou)開剝,小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)恰好(hao)歸來(lai)(lai)(lai),見(jian)他(ta)那(nei)條(tiao)禪杖(zhang)非俗,卻慌(huang)忙把(ba)解藥(yao)救(jiu)起來(lai)(lai)(lai),結拜為兄。打聽他(ta)近日占了(le)(le)(le)二龍山寶珠(zhu)寺,和(he)一(yi)個(ge)甚么(me)青(qing)(qing)面(mian)獸(shou)楊志(zhi)霸在(zai)那(nei)方落草。小(xiao)人(ren)(ren)(ren)(ren)幾番收得(de)(de)他(ta)相(xiang)招的書信,只(zhi)是(shi)不(bu)能(neng)夠去。……
武松道:“這兩(liang)個(ge),我也(ye)在(zai)江湖上多(duo)聞(wen)他(ta)(ta)名。”張青道:“只可(ke)惜了(le)一(yi)(yi)個(ge)頭(tou)(tou)(tou)陀(tuo)(tuo),長七八(ba)尺,一(yi)(yi)條大漢,也(ye)把來(lai)麻壞了(le)!小人(ren)(ren)歸得(de)遲了(le)些(xie)個(ge),已把他(ta)(ta)卸(xie)下四足。如今(jin)只留(liu)得(de)一(yi)(yi)個(ge)箍頭(tou)(tou)(tou)的鐵(tie)界尺,一(yi)(yi)領皂直裰,一(yi)(yi)張度(du)牒在(zai)此(ci)。別(bie)的不(bu)(bu)(bu)打緊(jin),有(you)兩(liang)件(jian)物最(zui)難(nan)得(de):一(yi)(yi)件(jian)是(shi)一(yi)(yi)百單八(ba)顆人(ren)(ren)頂(ding)骨做成(cheng)的數珠,一(yi)(yi)件(jian)是(shi)兩(liang)把雪花(hua)鑌鐵(tie)打成(cheng)的戒刀。想這頭(tou)(tou)(tou)陀(tuo)(tuo)也(ye)自殺人(ren)(ren)不(bu)(bu)(bu)少(shao),直到如今(jin),那(nei)刀要便半夜里嘯響。小人(ren)(ren)只恨道不(bu)(bu)(bu)曾救得(de)這個(ge)人(ren)(ren),心(xin)里常常憶念他(ta)(ta)。‘第(di)二是(shi)江湖上行院妓(ji)女之(zhi)人(ren)(ren),他(ta)(ta)們是(shi)沖州撞府,逢場(chang)作戲,陪(pei)了(le)多(duo)少(shao)小心(xin)得(de)來(lai)的錢物;若還結果了(le)他(ta)(ta),那(nei)廝們你我相傳,去戲臺上說(shuo)得(de)我等江湖上好漢不(bu)(bu)(bu)英雄。’又(you)(you)分付渾家:‘第(di)三是(shi)各處犯罪流配的人(ren)(ren),中間多(duo)有(you)好漢在(zai)里頭(tou)(tou)(tou),切不(bu)(bu)(bu)可(ke)壞他(ta)(ta)。’不(bu)(bu)(bu)想渾家不(bu)(bu)(bu)依(yi)小人(ren)(ren)的言語(yu),今(jin)日(ri)又(you)(you)沖撞了(le)都頭(tou)(tou)(tou)。幸喜小人(ren)(ren)歸得(de)早些(xie)。——卻是(shi)如何起了(le)這片(pian)心(xin)?”
母(mu)夜(ye)叉孫二(er)娘道:“本是不(bu)肯(ken)下手(shou);一(yi)者見伯(bo)伯(bo)包(bao)(bao)裹沈(shen)重,二(er)乃怪伯(bo)伯(bo)說起風(feng)話,因此(ci)一(yi)時起意。”武松道:“我(wo)(wo)是斬(zhan)頭瀝(li)血的(de)人,何肯(ken)戲(xi)弄良人。我(wo)(wo)見嫂嫂瞧得(de)我(wo)(wo)包(bao)(bao)裹緊(jin),先疑忌了,因此(ci),特地說些風(feng)話,漏你下手(shou)。那碗酒,我(wo)(wo)已潑了,假做中毒。你果然(ran)來提我(wo)(wo)。一(yi)時拿住,甚是沖撞(zhuang)了,嫂嫂休怪。”
張青(qing)大(da)笑起來,便請武(wu)(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)直到(dao)后面客席里坐定。武(wu)(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)道:“兄長(chang),你(ni)且放(fang)出(chu)那(nei)兩(liang)個(ge)(ge)公人(ren)則個(ge)(ge)。”張青(qing)便引武(wu)(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)到(dao)人(ren)肉作(zuo)坊里;看(kan)時,見(jian)壁上(shang)(shang)繃著(zhu)幾(ji)張人(ren)皮,梁(liang)上(shang)(shang)吊著(zhu)五(wu)七條人(ren)腿。見(jian)那(nei)兩(liang)個(ge)(ge)公人(ren),一(yi)顛一(yi)倒(dao),挺著(zhu)在剝人(ren)凳上(shang)(shang)。武(wu)(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)道:“大(da)哥,你(ni)且救起他兩(liang)個(ge)(ge)來。”張青(qing)道:“請問都(dou)頭,今得何罪?配到(dao)何處去?” 武(wu)(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)把殺西門慶并嫂的緣由一(yi)一(yi)說了一(yi)遍。張青(qing)夫妻兩(liang)個(ge)(ge)歡喜(xi)不(bu)盡,便對武(wu)(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)說道:“小人(ren)有句話,未知都(dou)頭如(ru)何?”武(wu)(wu)(wu)松(song)(song)道:“大(da)哥,但(dan)說不(bu)妨。”
張青不(bu)慌不(bu)忙,對武(wu)松說出那幾(ji)句話來,有分教武(wu)松大(da)鬧(nao)了(le)(le)孟州城,哄(hong)動了(le)(le)安平寨。直(zhi)教打翻拽象拖牛漢,
話說當下(xia)張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)對武松(song)說道(dao):“不(bu)(bu)是(shi)(shi)小人(ren)(ren)心歹;比及都頭(tou)去(qu)牢城(cheng)營里(li)受(shou)苦,不(bu)(bu)若(ruo)就(jiu)這(zhe)里(li)把兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)公(gong)人(ren)(ren)做翻,且(qie)只在小人(ren)(ren)家(jia)里(li)過幾(ji)時(shi)(shi)。若(ruo)是(shi)(shi)都頭(tou)肯去(qu)落草時(shi)(shi),小人(ren)(ren)親(qin)自(zi)送(song)至(zhi)二(er)龍山寶珠寺與(yu)魯智深相聚入夥。如何?”武松(song)道(dao):“最是(shi)(shi)兄長好心顧盼小弟。只是(shi)(shi)一(yi)(yi)件,武松(song)平生(sheng)只要打天(tian)下(xia)硬漢(han)(han)。這(zhe)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)公(gong)人(ren)(ren)於我(wo)(wo)分上只是(shi)(shi)小心,一(yi)(yi)路上伏侍我(wo)(wo)來,我(wo)(wo)若(ruo)害了(le)(le)(le)他(ta),天(tian)理也不(bu)(bu)容我(wo)(wo)。你若(ruo)敬愛我(wo)(wo)時(shi)(shi),便(bian)與(yu)我(wo)(wo)救起(qi)(qi)他(ta)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)來,不(bu)(bu)可(ke)害他(ta)。”張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)道(dao):“都頭(tou)既然(ran)如此仗義,小人(ren)(ren)便(bian)救醒了(le)(le)(le)。”當下(xia)張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)叫火家(jia)便(bian)從剝人(ren)(ren)凳上攙起(qi)(qi)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)公(gong)人(ren)(ren)來,孫(sun)二(er)娘(niang)便(bian)去(qu)調一(yi)(yi)碗解藥來。張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)扯(che)住耳朵灌(guan)將下(xia)去(qu)。沒半個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)時(shi)(shi)辰,兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)公(gong)人(ren)(ren)如夢中(zhong)睡覺的(de)(de)一(yi)(yi)般,爬(pa)將起(qi)(qi)來,看了(le)(le)(le)武松(song)說道(dao):“我(wo)(wo)們卻如何醉在這(zhe)里(li)?這(zhe)家(jia)恁么好酒!我(wo)(wo)們又吃不(bu)(bu)多,便(bian)恁地(di)醉了(le)(le)(le)!記著他(ta)家(jia),回來再問他(ta)買吃!” 武松(song)笑(xiao)將起(qi)(qi)來。張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)、孫(sun)二(er)娘(niang)也笑(xiao)。兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)公(gong)人(ren)(ren)正不(bu)(bu)知怎地(di)。那(nei)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)火家(jia)自(zi)去(qu)宰殺雞(ji)鵝,煮(zhu)得熟了(le)(le)(le),整頓杯盤(pan)端坐(zuo)。張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)教擺(bai)在后面葡萄架下(xia),放了(le)(le)(le)桌凳坐(zuo)頭(tou)。張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)便(bian)邀武松(song)并兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)公(gong)人(ren)(ren)到后園內。武松(song)便(bian)讓兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)公(gong)人(ren)(ren)上面坐(zuo)了(le)(le)(le),張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)、武松(song)在下(xia)面朝上坐(zuo)了(le)(le)(le),孫(sun)二(er)娘(niang)坐(zuo)在橫頭(tou),兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)漢(han)(han)子輪番(fan)斟酒,來往搬(ban)擺(bai)盤(pan)饌。張(zhang)(zhang)青(qing)(qing)勸(quan)武松(song)飲(yin)酒;至(zhi)晚,取出那(nei)兩(liang)(liang)(liang)口戒刀來,叫武松(song)看了(le)(le)(le),果是(shi)(shi)鑌鐵打的(de)(de),非一(yi)(yi)日之功。兩(liang)(liang)(liang)個(ge)(ge)(ge)(ge)又說些江湖上好漢(han)(han)的(de)(de)勾當,卻是(shi)(shi)殺人(ren)(ren)放火的(de)(de)事。
武松又說(shuo):“山東及時雨宋公明(ming)仗義(yi)疏(shu)財,如(ru)此豪杰,如(ru)今也為(wei)事逃在柴(chai)大(da)官人莊上(shang)。”兩(liang)個(ge)公人聽(ting)得,驚(jing)得呆了(le),只是(shi)下拜(bai)。武松道:“難(nan)得你(ni)兩(liang)個(ge)送我到(dao)這里了(le),終不成(cheng)有害你(ni)之心。我等江湖上(shang)好漢們(men)說(shuo)話,你(ni)休要吃驚(jing)。我們(men)并不肯(ken)害為(wei)善的(de)人。你(ni)只顧吃酒,明(ming)日到(dao)孟州時,自有相謝。”當晚就張(zhang)青家里歇了(le)。
次日,武松(song)(song)要(yao)行,張(zhang)青(qing)那(nei)里肯放,一連留(liu)住管(guan)待(dai)了(le)(le)三日。武松(song)(song)忽(hu)(hu)然(ran)感激(ji)張(zhang)青(qing)夫(fu)妻兩(liang)個。論年齒,張(zhang)青(qing)卻長武松(song)(song)九年,因此,張(zhang)青(qing)便把武松(song)(song)結(jie)拜為弟。武松(song)(song)再辭了(le)(le)要(yao)行。張(zhang)青(qing)又(you)置酒送(song)路,取(qu)(qu)出(chu)行李、包裹、纏袋,來(lai)交(jiao)還(huan)了(le)(le),又(you)送(song)十來(lai)兩(liang)銀(yin)(yin)子與武松(song)(song),把二(er)三兩(liang)碎銀(yin)(yin)子赍發兩(liang)個公(gong)人(ren)(ren)。武松(song)(song)就把這十兩(liang)銀(yin)(yin)子一發與了(le)(le)兩(liang)個公(gong)人(ren)(ren),再帶上行枷,依舊貼了(le)(le)封皮。張(zhang)青(qing)和孫二(er)娘(niang)送(song)出(chu)門(men)前。武松(song)(song)忽(hu)(hu)然(ran)感激(ji),只得(de)灑淚(lei)別了(le)(le),取(qu)(qu)路投(tou)孟州來(lai)。
孫(sun)二娘在中國民(min)間也算是小有(you)名(ming)氣的一(yi)員(yuan),提起她(ta),就讓(rang)人不(bu)得不(bu)想到她(ta)那一(yi)手做的香噴噴的人肉包子(zi)。孫(sun)二娘慣(guan)常做人肉包子(zi),也算是另(ling)類(lei)的“取(qu)之(zhi)于民(min)用(yong)之(zhi)于民(min)”。用(yong)武松的話來說(shuo),“肥的切做饅頭(tou)餡,瘦的拿走去填(tian)河”,真正做到了羚羊(yang)掛角無跡可尋,標準屬(shu)于“吃人不(bu)吐骨頭(tou)”類(lei)型!孫(sun)二娘和別(bie)的江(jiang)湖(hu)人物一(yi)樣(yang),有(you)著一(yi)身(shen)的義氣,為了拜把子(zi)兄弟武松,她(ta)能舍棄自己的家(jia)業,帶著老公就上(shang)山(shan)落草。她(ta)敢愛敢恨,風(feng)騷大膽的性格(ge),堪稱野(ye)蠻女友(you)的典范。